Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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to hear wat is unspoken
to see wat is unseen
to feel vidout ever touching
is a disease called SCHIZOPHRENIA and people think its love,
how stupid naa!!

sms jake unko "HELLO" kehna,
smile kare to "SO SWEET"kehna,
delete kare to "KATTI" kar lena aur padne k baad agar hume "MISS" kare to same 2u kehna.

sum day if i die don't think that i forget u,
just have a look towards sky!
my tear will be a rain drop on ur eyes 2say i m still with u my dear friend.

teacher-y r u late?
raju-sir meri car..
teac-speak in english.
raju-sir my car is fasing in kichad
no hiling no duling only
po po karing...

10 pyar bhare sms.12345678910
kuch nazar aaya?
nhi
friend mere!pyar nazar nhi aata..
mehsus kiya jaata hai.

arz kiya hai...
wo mood mood k dekh rhe the hume aur hum unhe
wo mood mood k dekh rhe the hume aur hum unhe
qki exam mai na unhai kuch aata tha na hume.

i don't know
y ppl give me lot of respect...:->
wen i send sms,
they put their head down and read.
Hmmmmm Crazy Fans!! ;-) :-)

arz hai..
koi cheez bewafai se badker kya hogi,
Gam-e-imtihan judai se badker kya hogi,
kisi ko deni ho jawani mai saza,
To wo padai se badker kya hogi...!!!!

mausam shabab ka,
nasha sharab ka,
parda janab ka,
aur rang gulaab ka,
in mai sabse haseen to dekho-
sms padne wala

mendak...
talab ka...

asmaan mai dekha crow
achanak gira snow aur badal pada ro
cow gyi gow
maine puchha how?
to billi ne kiya meow
maine bola wow
hai na meri poem pakau.

people says that we can't live vidout love....
but,

i think oxyzen is more important....

wen people see my msg's,
they think i am adicted 2 msging..
dey r wrong
bcz
they don't knw that,
am adicted to my sweet frnds.
~>!!<~

arz kiya hai..
phool gir jate hain jab aap aate ho
phool gir jate hain jab aap aate ho
chashma laga kar chala karo,,
gamlon se q takrate ho?

luv guru-
humara har lamha chura liya aapne
ankhon ko ek chand dikha diya aapne
ye zindgi to di kisi aur ne
par pyar deker jeena sikha diya aapne

life ka sach-
sab kehte hain akele aaye the akele jayege
par sach to ye hai-
"bina do logo k koi aata nhi aur bina chaar logo k koi jaata nhi."

gr8 it is to believe a dream,
as u stand right now by d starry stream but a greater thing is to fight life through n say in d end,
the dream is true!!

never worry about the delay of ur success compared to others...
bcoz
construction of a palace takes more time than an ordinary building....

gud ni8 my vry spl frnd,
i pray u lay in rest,
n may 2maro bring you,
much love n happiness,
do not think of me..
i m in ur eyes.

dada- beta ja pani le aa
pota- mai nhi la sakta mai khel rha hu
2nd pota-
rehne do dada ji ye to hai hi batamizz..
aap khud hi ja k le aao.

if u love sum1 dan u will cum 2 knw wat is life..
but be careful,
coz if u r cheated in luv
dan u will even cum 2 knw
wat is death in lyf.

i do a mistake and u slap...
i do a mistake and u slap...
but
i m ur frnd so still i clap....*

a friend is who forgives b4 u say sorry,
understands u wen u say i forget,
waits 4ever wen u say 1min,
stays with u wen u say leave me alone,
wen u r counting all ur friends....
-the oldest
-the best n
-the new
i would like to stand by ur side n whisper two little words...."me too"

these are some of the romantic countries in the world.
HOLLAND-
hope our love lasts and never dies.
ITALY-
i trust and love you
but this is my favourite,
FRANCE-
friendships remain n never come to an end.

-i dnt say dat u should smile whn i m happy n cry wen i m sad,i knw none can do that
-i dnt wish for u to spnd spcl time wid me,
i knw its not always possible
-i dnt wish to take spcl place in ur life,
i knw dats too much too ask for ....
all i wish is dat
smday
smplace,
long after whn i m gone 4ever,
u hear my name,
smile n say....
"ohh dev!..he's my frnd n i miss him..."
words can't define bt its only frndship dat connects us all....

a luvable n emotional msg.
surely read-
wen i will be dead,
ur tears may flow.
but i won't know,
cry 4me know,
instead..!!
wen i'll be dead,
u'll send flowers,
bt i won't c,
send dem nw instead..!!
wen i'll be dead,
u'll say words of praise,
bt i won't hear,
praise me now,
instead..!!
wen i'll be dead,
u'll forget my faults..
bt i won't know,
4get them know,
instead..!!
wen i'll be dead,
u'll miss me then..
but i won't feel so miss me now,
instead..!!
wen i'll be dead,

i m moving permantly 2delhi,
i dont know for how long,
i will give u my new no. hope to c u b4 i leave..
i have no choice,
they have chosen me as nxt PRESIDENT OF INDIA. :-)

advantges of not hv in LOvER
1-u can sleep well
2-u can save time n money
3-no worry abt how u look
4-no missed calls in mid ni8
5-no need 2activate 10 paisa scheme
6-no need 2recharge twice a day
7-can talk 2all boys n girls
8-the most important,
can 4wrd dis 2all.
proud2be single....

a vry emotional shayari..
plz don't cry after reading it-
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zndgi ne kiye hai bahut se sitam
zndgi ne kiye hai bahut se sitam
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maa kasam;
shayari khatam..!!

go my sweet sms
"sweet dost k pas"
"sweet style k sath"
"sweet smile k sath"
"sweet mood k sath"
"sweet se andaz mai kehna!"
gudmrng...

..arz kiya hai....
cham cham karti chandni,
tim-tim karte taare....
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koi bhi sms karta nhi "besharam" ho gaye sare.. @

beauty@
freshness@
dreams@
truth@
imagination@
feeling@
faith@
trust@
dis is d begining of cool morning..!!@

sum frogs had a compitition 2reach d top of d hill.
all frogs shouted its impossible,
bt 1 frog reached d top.how??
he waz deaf.
"B deaf 4-ve words"

Most Promising Lines U Can Tell ur Sweetheart-
Until INDIA Wins The Football World Cup, I'm Gona Keep Loving You.

Most innocent and heart tchng lines said By a true lover to his girlfrnd on Brk Up...






Behen mere gift toh wapas kar de?
Teri bhabhi ko de dunga..;-):-D

Mobile SMS Oscar Awards 2010
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"BEST SMS SENDER"
Award Goes To
vinita kaur.
Ab edit Kar k Apna Naam mat dal dena.

MJoke-
Teacher-Tum logon ko kum se kum din mein 7 ghante sona chahiye.
Diya-Impossible Sir! School toh sirf 6 ghante hi hota hai.

Mil jati hai kitno ko khushi,
Mit jate hai kitno ko Gam Msg isiliye bhejte hai hum,
Taki dur rehkar bhi 'HAMARI' "NAZDIKIYA"kabbi na ho kam...

Meri Aatma Tumhe Humesha Satayegi
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Dar mat yaar,
ye to bas MATHS ka full form hai.

Mere dil cho sda tere khush rahan di dua aave.
Tu jithe v rave sari umar khushia pave.
Je kade tenu sadi yaad Rovave.
Tan Rab kare k tenu sadi Yaad kade na aave..

Mehfil me hasna mera mizaz ban gaya,
tanhaai me rona ek raaz ban gaya,
dil ke dard ko chehre se zaahir na hone diya,
yehi mere jine ka andaaz ban gaya...

May the moon wink at you tonight,
i wish sweet dreams embrace you tight,
hope your day was all right,
i bid you a lovely.

Masjid Ki Namaaj Ya Mandir Ki Dua Ho Tum,
Ho Khuda Ka Tohfa Ya Khud Khuda Ho Tum,
A Mere Yaar Khud Hi Karo Faisla,
Dil Me Rehte Ho Tum Ya Dil Ki Jagah Ho Tum.

Majnu ko Laila ka sms nai aaya
Majnu ne 3 din khana nai khaya
Marne wala tha Laila ke pyar me
Or Laila baithi thi sms free hone ke intazar me

O SMS Sweet se Dost ke paas ja,
Dhire se jana,
Shor na mchana,
Busy ho to wait karna,
Free ho to'MISS U"kehna
OR 'I MISS U 2" sune bina vapis mat aana.

Old chinese mythology says Ghost exist in the world;
When sum person dies who has any wishes yet to be fulfild wil roam like ghost.
They are often found in lonely places.
It wil sit&watch human activitis frm any atractive place.
Since it wants us to hear its sorrows.
It is mostly found near Balcony,Bedroom window,Ceiling fan,On single Chair,Next room,
Tree branches or it may be reading this sms by the side of UR HEAD.
Any way forget it..U slep wel..Gud nite.@

Once a smoker was smoking at airport..
A gentlman arrives & asked him: 1din me kitne cigarete pi lete ho?

smoker:y?

Gentlman: agar tum ab tak zindagi mr advice, bt wo plane mera hi h...

Moral:
Zyada bhashan dene se bezzati ho jati h.

One of the BASIC Difference Between
G O D
&
H U M A N
is..


G O D :=> GIVES, gives, Gives and 4GIVES..

&

H U M A N :=> GETS, gets. Gets..
nd in last 4GETS.

One of the Nice quote frm my collectin:
Love is nt winning someone..

but..
Its loosing urself 2 someone... :-)

Ok.. friends..
No more CID PJ's
I know poori Duniya pak chuki hai..!!
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"Ohh..!! My God..
DAYA, YEH LAASH TOH SAD CHUKI HAI.."

Only ppl who r below ur STANDARD comment on U.
Bt who r above u,They jst smiles at ur mistakes,
So nxt time if sum1 comments on u..
Jst gv dem ur cute sMile.

Oss ki boond si hoti hai BETIYA..
Papa ki dulari aur jaan se pyari hoti hai BETIYA..
Sparsh khurdara ho to roti hai BETIYA..
Roshan karega beta to bus Ek hi kul ko..
Do-Do kulo ki laaj hoti hai BETIYA..
Hira agar hai beta to sachha moti hai BETIYA..
Kanto ki raah pe chlti hai BETIYA..
Auro ki rah me phool banti hai BETIYA..
Kehne ko parayi amaanat hoti hai BETIYA..
Par beto se b apni hoti hai BETIYA...

Frndshp isnt abt "i am sry" its abt "kamini teri galti hai",
Its nt abt "m here 4u" its abt "kaha hai nalayak",
Its nt abt "i undrstnd" its abt "sab Teri waja se hua hai manhus",
Its nt abt "i care 4u" its abt "kaminiyo tumhe chhod k kaha jaungi",
Its nt abt "m hpy 4 ur success" its abt "lukkhi chal party de"
THAT IS REAL FRNDSHIP

Few minuts ago..
I Closed my eyes n saw u in my dream.
I found u most happy in dis world.
If dis is d way 2 c u happy,
I wish my eyes close4ever.!.

Da sweetness of day hs pass.
N darkness on ni8 hs arrived.
May dis ni8 b sweet wid full of beautiful dream.

DAADi MAA ko "BHAGWAT GEETA.
ka path karte dekh POTA apni MAA se bola-
MAA DAADi Koun se EXAM ki Tyaari kar rahi hai.
Maa boli-
Beta ye "FINAL"ki tyaari hai.

Dedicated to some special people of my life!

I say Crazy Things When m Hyper but don't do them..

I say Stupid Things When m Angry but don't mean them..
gnore my crazy talks and laugh at my silliness..

Thanx for accepting me the way i m...
M glad i met u in dis beautiful journey called "Life"....:-):-)

Degrees of girls
BA- BEAUTIFUL ANGELS, BE- BEAUTIFUL EYES, BSC- BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURES, L.L.B- LOVELY LIPS N BODY, CA- CALL ANYTIME,
M.B.A- MARRIED BUT AV* some text missing *

Destiny is simply d strength of ur desires.

If u cry at ur
troubls-
It Grows double.

But,

If u laugh at ur troubles-
It disappears
like a bubble.

Dhoni fans r watching cricket.
Hrithik fans r watching picture.
Saniya fans r watching tennis.
& 'my ' fans r reading this sms!
Thank u fans...

DID U KNOW:

Widout even winnin d T2O World Cup,
each Indian Crikter is gettin a Pay of 3 Crores.

Wheras 76 Soldiers died fightin d naxals n d Indian Govt has juz promisd 2 pay 1 lakh ech.
4wrd dis msg till it reachs our Honourable Prime Ministr.
"1 msg desh k jawan k naam":-)

Diff. between God,Tailor,GirlFrnd & Wife?
God makes MAN,
Tailor makes him GENTLEMAN,
GirlFrnd Makes him HE-MAN,
& Wife makes him an obedient DOBERMAN:-DB-):-D

DIMAG HAI TO BATAO
Ek family me 20 membrs and 20 roti hai.Half roti har bache ko,
2 roti har lady ko,3 roti har man ko,family me kitne bache,
ladies and admi hai?

Do U know wht makes me Happy wen u msg me?
Nt ur jokes,graphix or sweet msgs
Bt UR NAME apearin on my display whn it beeps,
assurin me dat U Remember me!
:-)

Dog ne cat ko kiya prpoz.
aur diya red rose dono ho gye sadi ko tayar,
pr ghar walo ko tha inkar, bole ye sadi nahi hone wali,
kuki ldki nahi chalegi mucho wali

Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki ladkiya karti hain
lekin don ka college jaana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai,


kyonki....


Don 10vi fail hai.

DONT SCRATCH D TOPUP CARDS USIN UR NAILS,
IF D SCRATCHD PARTICLES OF DAT SEAL GOES INTO OUR BODY,
IT CAN CAUSE CANCER & HAS BEEN PROVD.
FWD 2 WHOM U CARE!!".

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!
Bahar BANDARIYA pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai!!!!

Dosti Means 1Pyara Sa Dil Jo Kbhi Nafrat Nhi Karta
1Smile Jo Fiki Nhi Padti 1Ehsas Jo Kbhi Dukh Nhi Deta
&1Rishta Jo Kbhi Khtam Nhi Hota

Dosti Mein Duriyan To Aati Rehti Hein,
Phir Bhi Dosti Dilon Ko Milati Rehti Hai,
Woh Dost Hi Kia Jo Naraz Na Ho,
Par Sachi Dosti Doston Ko Manati Rehti Hai

Na jeene ki khushi,
na marne ka gum,
unse milne ki dua krte h hum,
jeete h isliye ki vo ek din aayenge,
marte isliye nhi ki akele reh jayenge.

Na din ka pata na raat ka,
Ek jawab de rab meri baat ka,
Kitne dino se unse milne ka intezar hai,
Ye bata de koun sa din rakha hai hamari mulakat ka..

Nahi Ab Hm Apke Raste Me Kabhi Nhi Ayenge
Hme Pta Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge
Hm To Rehte Hai Chote Se Shehar Me
Hm 14 Tike Kaha Se Lgvayenge.

Ni yr bat wo nhi h mene usko pehle b smjhya tha k mere sath ye bat na kr..
usko suna b chuki hoon phir b wo nai manta.
And u know what he did, usne apne (.....)re dost...
kitne Kamine h.
Itne dheyan se poora msg padh rahe hain..
k jaise mera koi secret msg galti se send ho gaya ho..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Nice quote..
wen we were SMALL we laughed LESS bt der was infinite hidden JOY!
As we GREW up v learnt 2 laugh a LOT 2 hide d unspoken SADNESS.

Nobdy undrstnds d reasn y v met in dis lifes journy.
V r nt relatd by blood.
V dnt knw each othr 4m d start,
bt god put us tgthr 2 b wondrful frnz by heart.

Half of our Life goes in thinking what others must like...
and the rest in doing the same.......
but d most imp thing......
WE forget to do what WE like.. :-)

Har
asman
me
sitare
nahi
hote
Hr
samandr
ke
kinare
nahi
hote
Hr
nazr
se
ishare
nhi
hote
Hr
bahar
me
nazare
nhi
hote
Hr
park
me
fuvare
nhi
hote
Hr
jaam
ke
paimane
nhi
hote
Sabhi
hasino
ke
diwane
nhi
hote
Hr
gam
ke
fasane
nhi
hote
Hr
mahatma
sant
nhi
hota
Hr
msg
ka
ant
nhi
hota,
Ped
par
lage
hain
aam
jakar
tod
lo,
Agar
kuch
reh
gaya
hai
to
khud
jod
lo,
Ab
gusse
se
muh
na
fulao,
Mentos
khao
dimag
ki
batti
jalao
aur
bijali
ka
bill
bachao
Mano
meri
baat
nahin
to
bhaad
me
jao
Bahut
ho
gaya
ab
mera
dimag
mat
khao
Padhna
ho
to
sms
padho
nahin
to
laal
Wala
batan
dabao
Tumhe
jitana
pakana
tha
maine
paka
liya
ab
tum
kisi
aur
ko
pakao
Itni
der
se
sms
pad
rahe
ho
kuch
kha
pee
to
aao,
Mera
kaam
ho
gaya
ab
tum
apana
hunar
dikhao
dusro
ko
padhao
aur
un
sab
ko
pakao....:-D:-D:-D

Har Gum ko Pala Nhi Jata kanch ki Chizo ko Uchala Nhi Jata,
kuch karna hai to Mehnat kro Yaaro,
Har Baat ko "AAL IZ WELL" Bol k Taala Nahi Jata.

Haryanvi calls customer care:
Sir maari bhains ne maara sim kha lia or bhag gi.
Cus.Care:To mai kya karu?
Hrynvi:Re tu manne yu bata ki roaming to na laagri..?

Haso_maT
Joke Of The Day

KISI ki TARAF DOSTI ka Haath Itni Jaldi na Badao
Ho Sakta hai Usne



TOILET se Aa kar Haath na Dhoye Ho.
JOIN LOVE_DARD "

Hawa ko khushbu mubarak,
Fiza ko mausam mubarak,
Dil ko pyaar mubarak,
Dosti ko yaar mubarak,
Apko dil se Ya sms mubarak....

Hayo Rabba! Tusi So Gaye? Ini Jaldi Ji,1 Mint Ruko Mainu Gudnite Te Wish Kar Len Do! Gudnite Hai Ji! O Tusi Chaho To Sweet Dreams B Dekhlo,

Human Body cn Bear Only Upto 45 Del(Unitof Pain).

Bt At d Time of Givin Birth,mother Feels Upto 57 Del of Pain..

Dis's Similar as 20 Bones gettin Fractured, at a time.
So
'LOVE UR MOM', till d end of ur life..

Hum wo ishq hai jo dil ban k dhadkate hai,
hum wo khushbu hai jo baho me mehakte hai,
humse kabhi dhoka mat karna,
qki hum wo dard hai jo aankho se barsate hai..

Hot Tea Aapke Bed Pe Hai,
Suraj Ki Kirne Aapke Head Pe Hai,
News Paper Aapke Gate Pe Hai Ab To Uth Jayiye Koi Apke Mesage ke Wait Me Hai.

Hum labo se keh na paye un se haal-e-dil kabhi.
Aur ek woh samajh na paye yeh khamoshi kya cheez hai.

Hi, I sent u many msgs bt I think u r not intrestd in replyin to even a single.
So I've deletd ur num, GUD BYE...
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Sardar sends this to customer care.;-)

HEIGHT OF RESPECT
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ate hai ki kahin techer ye na kahen ki


"Dekho aj kal k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"

Sanskar u know!

Hum Ye Nahi Kehte Ki Koi Apke Liye Dua Na Mange,
Hum Ye Nhi Kehte Ki Koi Apke Liye Dua Na Mange,
Bas Itna Chahte Hai Ki Koi Dua Me'Apko'Na Mange...

Height of caring for others by me
"I wud rather shatter single heart of mine by being SINGLE,
instead of breaking a million hearts by being COMMITED..";-)

Humko pata he aap bahut "Buzzy" he
Jyada nai par thode "Krazzy" he
Mana ki milna bahut muskil he
Par mobile se "SMS" karna to "Eazzy" he!
Hello.

Heer pedal ja rahi thi,
piche se ek ladka bola
aye diwani peche mudkar dekh tera dupatta zamin se ghisa ja raha hai.
Heer boli-
aye diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna farz nibha raha h koi chu na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko ranjhe ke siva
isliye ye nishan mitata ja raha hai...*$*

I am
fool
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i am
fool
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i am
fool
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i am
fool
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i am
fool
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OK OK COOL...
I AGREE U R FOOL.!;-)

I Dont Know why People give Me lots Of Respect...
When I Send Sms, they Put Their Head Down & Read...

Hmmm Crazy Fans!!:)

Oh.! U too..?:-)

I Pray to God to Give U
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Shanti
Shakti
Yash
Prem
Garv
Shaan
Shraddha
Samraddhi
Shaurya
Vivek
Sneha
Vijay
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12 Bache Kafi Hai Ya Aur Mangu?

I thnk i smiled widest while readn ds,
its bst evr!! Read...
Kbi kbi dil chahta h kch aisa ho jye..
Papr ho pr reslt na aye..
Clases ho pr teachr na aye..
Bus me baithe par collg n jaye..
Picnic jye or wapis na aye..
Hafte me 3 din ho or fir sndy aye..
sote rhe dinbhr,
sham ko ghumne jae..
hm bkul na padhe or pas ho jye..
sb dost sath rhe or chuttiyan manae..
Jise chahte h dil s vo apna ho jae..
barish me bhige or zor s gae..
duniya ko bhul fir bacche ban jae..
bheed s dur ek duniya banae..
sari zindgi bs yu hi kat jae..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jye..
Kbi kbi dil chahta h kuch esa ho jaye.@

It is JUST meaningless 2 expect anyone 2 b exactly of ur kind becoz..
U can't hold sum1's right hand in ur own right hand if u want 2 walk together..:-)

In Life,We aLL hv an UnspeakabLe Secret,n IrreversIbLe Regret,n UnreachabLe Dream,
&n UnforgetabLe Love!ts aLL about beIng Happy anyhow !!

If someone asks u who u want to be with for ur entire life..
u should simply say..
"someone who can understand that i am not perfect."

Its a grls wrld!
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful.
If a boy laughs loudly he is mannerless.
If a girl talks swtly she is charming.
If a boy talks sweetly he is flirting..
If a girl is shopping she is trendy..
If a boy is shopping he is wasting parents money.
If a girl is silent she is shy.
If a boy is silent he is rude.
If a girl walk in a group its a compny.
If a boy walk in a group its a gang.
MORAL 4 Boyz: aglay janam mohe bitiya hi kijo...

In a cricket match,
1girl painted Indian Flag on Her Cheeks..
A smart boy Kissed her cheeks n said,
''I LOVE MY INDIA"..

If Mallika was the heroen in of 'RAB NE BANADI JODI'.
what sharukh would have song..?


'tuj me sab diktha he yara me kya karu'.

Uski KAMI Hr Pal Mehsus Krta H Dil
Use BHOOL Jne Ki Bat Se Darta H Dil
Ab WOH Mere Nai Ksi Or Ke H
FRBI
Uski DHARKNO Ko Mehsus Krta H Dil

U* ** *****
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U R ** *****
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U R S* *****
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U R SO *****
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U R SO ****T
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U R SO ***ET
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U R SO **EET
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U R SO DHEET
Har waqt tarif nahi hoti.

U R my sweet
Friend.
To Kya karu?

Nachu?
ye le...
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Khush!

Jaruri nahi dosti me mulakat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi k baat hoti rahe,
Par jo jaruri
HAI woh bus yahi k


"DOST" ko meri "DOSTI"
"YAAD" Aati Rahe...

Jhonny jhony poem in sindhi
Puta puta-chau baba
Hedan acch-jee baba
khand khaiyento-na baba
kuur galayento-na baba
vaath khol-aa aa aa
sutho put-ha ha hA.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye.

Jo Log Mohabbat Ko Khuda Mante H.
To fir Mohabbat Krne Walo Ko Q Bura Mante H?
Jab Thokar Khate H Pathro Se
To fir Q Pathro Se Hi dua mangte h.

Jo mile usko chahna Wo 1 samJota He
Jisko chaho usko pana 1 safalTa He
Par
Jab khabar ho k jo nhi milnewala fir b use chahna Wohi "PYAAR" he.

JOKES:
45 saal ka Aadmi
Ladki Dekhne
Gaya,
Ladki ki Maa
Behosh ho Gayi,

Hosh Aaya
kaaran puchha,
Boli 25 saal pehle
Ye mujhe Bhi
Dekhne Aaya tha...-:@

JLe k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar K Aankho Me Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai

Tumhara Hamshakal

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Zindgi phool si muskrati rhe,
har khushi apke daman me jagmgati rhe,
khuda se dua hai to bas itni
ki SMS k bahane apko hamari yaad aati rhe

Zindagi ME Kamyab Hone k 2 osul-



1)Kabhi Kisiko Poori bat mat batao



2)....?







Kya dhondh rahe ho.?

Mujhko bhi to KAMYAB HONA h.

Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Takleef Deti Hai-
{1) Wo Jis Se Mohabat Na Ho Uske Sath Rehna.
{2) Wo Jis Se Mohabat Ho Uske Bagair Rehna.

Best msg everWritten on d board of d Church.. 'GOD NEVER FAILS'.
A guy wrote below it "Let him give IIT,PMT, AIEEE, CAT,JNU & CA Exams.
Fir pata chalega!!

Best inspiring msg. of the century...

"If you are born poor,
its not your mistake,
But...

if you die poor,
its your mistake"...

Boy:If i kiss u & run,what will u think?
Girl:I will think, ki Ek bewakoof,
jo pura paper attempt kr sakta tha,
sirf objectives likh krke bhag gaya.

Bst frnd
vo nahi jo
kabi-kabi
1sms bheje

Bst frnd
vo h jo
sms ka pura
Truck bheje



.--,!"""""""""!
/ -' ! S M S
"-O-'"'""""O'O"¿-gud mrg

BEFORE MARRIAGE :-

HE : I've waited so long for this.
SHE : Do u want me to leave?
HE : No. never!
SHE : Do U love me?
HE : Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
SHE : Did U ever cheat on me?
HE : I'd rather die than do that.
SHE : Will U kiss me?
HE : Surely, that's my Pleasure.
SHE : Will U hurt me?
HE : No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
SHE : Can I trust U?
HE : Yes.
SHE : Oh Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE : -
(read from bottom to top)

BOY:Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nhi Maango gi?
GaL:Nhi, me aisi Ladki nhi hu
Tum Apni ma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena

RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYi

BeTter gIve uR hAnd 2 sOmE 1 wHo wIll neVer lEt u gO oFf..........
RatHer thEn hoLdIng a haNd whIch is nOt opEn fOr u...gd day

Badal gayi raah Lekin hum Khoye Nahi,
Dard Tha Dil Me Par Hum Roye Nahi,
Koi Nahi Hamara Jo Puchle Humse,
Jag Rahe Ho Kisi K Liye
Ya Kisi K Liye soye nahi.

Bst inspiring msg of da decade...
"If u r born poor,it's nt ur mistake,bt...
if u die poor,it's ur mistake"
BILLGATES

BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha.
Chahat chaand ko pane ki,
dil titli ka diwana hota tha.
Khabar na thi kuch subah ki,
na shaamo ka thikana hota tha.
Thak-haar k aana school se
par khelne b jana hota tha
Dadi ki kahani hoti thi
pariyo ka fasana hota tha
Barish me kagaz ki kashti thoti thi
na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha
Rone ki wajah na hoti thi
na hasne ka bahana hota tha
Ab nahi rhi wo zindgi...
jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA..

C.I.D. is back
Haar se pehle mai umid q chodu
Haar se pehle mai umid q chodu


DAYA GUSSE ME BOLA

"PAYMENT SAB KO MILTI HAI,DARWAZA HAMESHA MAI HI Q TODU?":-P

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawaab,
agar na aaye jawaab to mat hona udaas,samjh lena ki.....
Bartan manj rahe hain janaab.

CID stock clearence!
.
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
.
wa wa
.
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.

College se bunk krwate hai dost,
Ladki patane ko uksate hain dost,
Fruit beer bolke daaru pilate hai dost,
par kuch b kaho saale bahut yaad aate hai dost..Hii:)

Chor KI chori ME shor NAHI hota,
Nayi patang ME dor NAHI hota,
Har gali ME mod NAHI hota, aur Humse dosti KARNE wala kabhi
"BORE NAHI" hota.

Chor pakadne ki machine baniUSA me-1 din me 9 pakde gaye
CHINA me-30,UK me-50,INDIA me-1 ghante m machine hi chori ho gayi.
"Chak De INDIA"

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-
What is Nitrate?
Ladki sharmakr boli:- Sir, Night rate 1500/-& Hotel charges alag se.

Cute pain :-
Sometimes we decide to stop loving someone,
not because they don't love us.But coz v find that they r more happier without us...

Change the Texture of ur Thoughts...
& Your Life Will Change...
The Future Is Not Something We Await...
It Is Something We Create...

Chand Ko Gurur He Ke Uske Paas Noor He
So What..???

?
?

?
?


Apko Bhi Gurur Hona Chahiye Kyuki

Apke Paas sMs Bhejne Wala Kohinoor He..!

Seema Electric Shop mai:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 gents.
Salesman: pankho mai ladies or gents nhi hota.
Seema: kaise nhi hota ek BAJAJ ka dedo or ek USHA ka.

Room Free,Lunch Free,Breakfast Free,Dinner Free,Security Free,
enjoy this life only in "CENTRAL JAIL"contact/dial 100 (toll free)

Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,
18 bikes,
4 bunglow,
3 farmhouse hai,
TUMARE pas kya hai,
POOR man- Mere pas Beta hai,

Jiske pas








teri beti Hai.......

Rab kare Aap ko Sab Miley

Izat
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Car
Pyar

.

.
.
.
Ab Bhi Button Daba Rahe Ho
LALCHI

Kindly pass dis msg 2 all d frnds who hve
2 wheelers

Don't park ur 2 wheelers in direct sun light

IT CAN BE HARMFUL









TO UR "BUMS"
jal jayenge..Haha.

Koi dil ki awaj pahchanta nahi,
kisko kya dard hai koi janta nahi.
Hum bhi nahi chahte SMS se paresan karna,
magar kya kare?

"DIL HAI KI MANTA NAHI"..

Kutte ko murgi se pyar hua.
usne bakri se shadi ki.
Thode time bad Chipkali ne Khargosh ko janm diya.


Yeh sab kya He.?..





" AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI"...

Kisi Ne Poocha:
Woh Kon Si Jaga Hai Janha Hr Galti,
Hr Jurm or Hr Gunah Maaf Ho Jata Hai ?



A Little Child Smiled And Said:


"My Mom's Heart."
gudevng

KHATARNAK SHAYRI "khidki se dekha to raste p koi nhi tha

wah-wah

khidki se dekha to raste p koi ni tha.
Phir raste pe jakar dekha to khidki p koi nai tha.

G O;,;O D
G ,;*"*;,;*"*;, G
O ;*morning*; 0
O ",,*,,*,,*,," O
D '+*;;*+' D
'+,;,*,;,+'
'**'
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

GAL asked:
"Who is beautiful,me or moon?
best answer given by boy:
"I don't know bt when I see U I 4get d moon & wen I se the moon I rember U...(^_^) ("~")

Good ,\ ! /,
Morning _- O -_ ,_,.+""-._,.+""-._ ,+""

Feel
the freshness & gentle touch of sunrise.

Have
A nice day ahead...!

Golden words-
" Insaan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfriend ki wajah se hoti hai.
Aur uski dusri girlfriend uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai.;-)

Good things come to those who wait.
Better things come to those who try.
Best things come to those who believe.
So make ur trial with belief...

Great thought :- "One hurts u,
so that u may find someone who can heal u,
If nobody is there 2 hurt u,
u'll never knw the prsn who CARES FOR U..

Girl: papa,
ek ladka mujhe bar bar I LOVE U bol raha hai,
kya karu?
Father: Beti usse shadi kar le,
zindagi me agar phir bole to mera naam badal dena.

Girl:-main tumhare liye jaan de sakti hu..
Boy:-accha to 5 manzil se kood jao..

Girl jumps & die..



Moral:-NEVER TRUST ON BOYS N NEVER TEST GIRLS IN LOVE.

Girl to Ramdev-if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- narak mein jaogi.
Grl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba-chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai..;)

Grmi main b foreigners india ghumne a rhe h

Wah wah


Garmi main bi foreigners india ghumne a rhe h
Daya Pata karo bacche cid ke msgs Kaha se la rhe h;-)

Gujrati sher-
NAZAR se NAZAR Mile To Pucho Kem Che?
NAZAR jhuki or Hase to Samzo K Prem Che.

Jo kamar jhuka k SENDAL Utare To Samzo K Aa To Ben che...!

Girl 2 Her Boyfrnd-
"My Baccha
My shona
My Laddu
Mera beta..
U'll marry me na?
Bolo na My baby,
Puchku?"

Boyfrnd-
"Tu muje propose karna chah rahi H ya adopt."

Gareebi kya hai?


?


?



Jab ek Ladki 2 Rs. me KISS dene ke liye taiyaar ho...

?


?


?

. . . . . . Aur


?

Humare paas sirf 1 Rs. ho..!!:-)

Ganja-Going On Road,
Bird Shits On Head "Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua?
Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,
Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala he.:-

East or west sardr is the bst.
Teachr:"agr chor piche k darwaje se aaye then wht 2 do?
Sardr:"Jst dial 001, police b PECHE SE ayegi.
To Bolo
"Singh is king.

Ekdum latest!

Wich is d mathematical song of d year?

"jab mila tu
2 2root2 2 2root2'' :)

Electronic morning!
Disconnect your sleep,
Switch on ur concentration signal
Amplify Yourself.
In short,
I wish "U" a High Voltage day..

Good morning...

English teacher:
Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
neither are they comfortable nor we!!

Ek Sardar ne raat ko uthkar machis jalai or fir so gaya.
Doosre ne poocha-
Kya dekh raha tha?
Sardar: Main dekh raha tha k tumne Bulb band kiya h ya nhi...@

Ek ladka phool lekar ladki ke paas gaya.
Ladki ne usse KISS kardi.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA toh ladki ne poochha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja raha hun..

Ek bar mombatti ke andar ka dhaga bola,
m jalta hu to tu q pighalti h.
mombatti boli jisko dil me jagah di,
vo jab bichhadta h to AANSU TO NIKAL HI AATE H.

Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara,
Dost kyu nahi aaya aaj SMS tumhara,
Bhul gaye number ya naam hamara,
Ya koi mil gaya humse bhi pyara?.:-)

Ldka,Ldki se puchta he
bache kaise hote hai
sharmao mat btao.
Ladki chup
Ladka-arey bewkuf itna bhi nahi pta,
Bache shararati hote hai...
Gud evng

LeT
"ME"
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt PiCture


iN
tHe WoRLd

()"'"() ()'"()
( ,'o' ) ( 'o',)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=ME + YOU=
FRIENDS
FoReVeR.

Lo Mera 1 or Sher Arz hai:

Idhar Bi Sitam ho Gya,
Udhar Bi Sitam ho
gya,


Idhar Bi Sitam ho Gya,
Udhar Bi Sitam ho
gya,


Msg Delet krdo,
Sher khtam ho gaya

love marriage or arange marriage me kya diffrence h.
love marriage me apni gf se shadi karte h.
or arange marriage me dusre ki gf se...!

Lovely Warning:

A husband gave d keyz of his new car 2 his wife wid a warning -
Dear, if u meet wid an accident, d newspaper will print ur AGE.

Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes 1ly in da beginning!
But frenship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!

Lyf is so unfair!!
1st it gives us so mch time 2b 2gether so tht v can knw ech other...
& when v knw each other well,
v hv no time 2b 2gether..!!!
how true...

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman
but luckier is the women who is the last love of a man

Love inspires Envy

Envy endangers Spite

Spite spawns Fallacies
.
.
.
Neche to aise dekh rahi hai
jaise Upar ka sab samajh aa gaya.

Life's truth experienced by Gaurav :-
"Thrice i did good,
but that i heard never.

Once i did bad and that i heard ever.":-)

Teacher To Student:-
NAADE Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hai?
Student:-"P.H.D."
Teacher:-Kya Matlab?
Student:-"Pajama Holding Device.."

The best times of ur life are those when u say
Yes, I am fine
& u knw dat ur
best frnd wud luk into ur eyes n say...

chal ab sach
BOL... 8-)

The day has ended..
Busy hours r over.
Its time to sleep.
Ur dreams r waiting.
Da nite waits in silence
Go ahead sleep well..
Gud nyt:)

Third law of love:
For every idiot there is an equal and opposite gender idiot..!
Singles are the only ppl wid uncomparable intelligence!!!;-)!!

To,
The Khas log,
In My Heart.

Sub-i mis u lot.

oye,
I beg 2say tht,I m alon just hving ur memories,
So kindly Miss me so tht I Can get a hichki..

True love -
subah uthke ankhe kholne se pehle kisika chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar h,
mandir me darshan krte vakt kisi ke pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar h,
koshishe karke bhi jise nafrat na kr sake,
bhul na sake vo pyar h or ye padhte vakt jiska chehra nazar k samne aye vo hi apka pyaar h...

TrusT iS d eAsiesT ThinG iN d WorLd 2 LoSe & d hArDesT ThinG iN d WorLd 2GeT bAck,
2 B TrUsTEd iS A GrEaTeR cOmpLimEnT ThAn 2b LoVeD.!!

Tuj se durri k ahsaas satene laga h,
tere 7 guzara har lamha yaad aane laga h,
jab bhi tuje bhulane ki kosis ki ae dos tu dil k aur bhi kareb aane lga h.

TuJhe na thi mere pyar ki khabar
wah wah..
Tuze na thi mere pyar ki khabar
Wah wah..
Tujhe na thi mere pyar ki kabar..

Digram galat ho gayA,
rubber de rubber..
Gud mrng:-)

Tum pe khatm saari chahat hogi,
Phir na kisipe yeh inayathogi.
Kuch is tarah se karenge yaad tumko,
Na tumhe shikwa hoga na Zamane ko shikayat hogi...

Wat is d fastest thing in d world?
Oxford student: light
Harvard student: thought
Texas student: blink of an eye

Banta from P.T.U. :
Technically if u say then,
it's loose motions.
B'coz last night i was lying in my bed & before i could blink,
think or turn on d light,
It was all over..!! Hi... G.M.

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care 4 you?
OR I miss you?
OR I like you?
OR I need you?

Na...Kaake...Na..
I've to utilize free sms package
rel. Zindabad

What wil a white cat say
if a black cat

falls from

a terrace?




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Now, Don't think like a

scholar!

Obviously,it will say

"MeEeYaOoOoo"

Who Is a boy? Ladake vo hote.....
hai jo marne k bad bhi narak me bhi mile to vaha pe bhi kehate hai....?
"yamaraj ki ladaki dekhi?"-"o yar kaya lagati hai?"

Wife shoping se aayi aur Husb ne darwaza khola.
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo.
Hus=IsMe jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi.
Wife=Ha, Mere sandel hai.!

Whenever an unexpected joy passes through your heart & suddenly you smile for no reason;
Remember

someone,somewhere is appreciating your
GooD DeeDs..

Wo Jaante Hi Nhi Is Dil Mein Kya He,
Kyoki Hum Har Baar Zakham Chupa Lete He
ye Unki Mohabbait Ka Asar He,
Jo Hum Dard Me B Muskura Lete He.

Will u smile if I ask u to?
Will u come if I call u?
Will u understand if i m unable to express?
Wll u add a "Too" if i say I MISS U?

We Take Few Seconds To Hurt Someone.
But Sometimes We Take Years To Say SORRY.
This Msg Is To Every1 Whom I've Hurted Knowngly Or Unknowingly! I M SORRY...

When u lift the phone u say HELLO..
Do u know what is the real meaning of HELLO?
It is the name of a girl..! Yes! And do you know who is that girl?
She is the girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented telephone.
One can forget the name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend..!
Thats true LOVE...

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart. I miss u dost!!!

We can make our life so nice, by two Means...
if we simply avoid two things...
1.COMPARING with others...... 2.EXPECTING from others.....

Jokes_Adda
Teacher :
Wo kaun hai jo aasman me udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai ?
Santa kuch der sochne k baad ?.?.?.?????
Air Hostess !! G.M.

If care is a raindrop,
I send u shower
!!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!
If happiness is petal, I send u
flowers
*%*%*
)!(
( )
If smile is second, I send u
hours
. '12' .
9 _/ 3
' .6. '
If prayer is
water, I send u
sea
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
If joy r leaves,
I send u
trees
,:*"*;, ,:*"*;,
*;% ,,* *; %,,*
__)(__ __)(__
Bcz I want to see u always HAPPY!!
GUD MRNG

I miss My Frnds?
Bcz

They open their ansr sheet during papr & say
"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"
Apna homwrk kr k copy dete or kehte
"kal homwrk kr lena warna sir clas se nikal dnge"
Cafe men break k waqt apni plate mjhe dete hue kehte
"le kha apne paise qabar men le jana"
jb ladai hoti to dusri desk pe bethte or gate
"dost dost na raha pyar pyar na raha"
Last day ankhon main nami or honto pe sawal
"tu mjhe bhol to nhi jayegi na"?
=)

Ek budhiya cinema hall me coldrink ki bottle leke baithi thi.
Kabhi 15 minute mein mooh mein leti to kabhi 20 minut mein,
Pas bethe sardar ko tav aa gaya,
Usne botal uthai or puri ek ghut me pi gya or bola-
aise pi jati hai.
Budhiya boli beta main to paan ki peek thuk rhi thi..

History of India:


1903: India's 1st 5 star hotel "Taj" in bombay




1912: India's capital changed 4m kolkata to Delhi




1914: Chennai's 1st theatre 1/2

Muskan ke dayare me dil hamesha khush nahi hota
aasuo ke nasib me hamesha gam nahi hota
bad jaye fasla chahe jitna kuch risto ke liye pyar kabi kam nahi hota.

Log mere sms ko bhagwan mante he,
Jab b mera sms aata he,

Log kehte he,


"HE BHAGWAN FIR AA GAYA "

Dairy milk ne perk se kaha,
hum dunia ki sabse sweet chiz hai.
perk ne jawab diya,
shayad tum unse nahi mile,
jo ye sms padh raha hai,
wo hamse jyada sweet hai

Dost ne pucha exam me "5th answer batao"

Wah Wah

Dost ne pucha exam me "5th answer batao"
Maine kaha "Melody khao aur khud jaan Jao"

Killer pj-
Mc donalds spcl:

Kbutar ne kar di burger pe shit


Zra gaur farmaiga jnab..
Kbutar ne kar di burger pe shit


And u say i'm luvin it..
:-)

Kisi Ka HAATH Tham Kar Chhodna Nahi.
WADA Kisi Se Karo To Todna Nahi.

Koi Agr Tod_De DIL_Apka.


To Usko...


4-5 Laat Mare Bina Chodna Nahi.

Kya aap Non-veg msg
padne me interested hai?Agr hain
to aage pade......
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bus beta ye shikayat ab teri Mummy ko jaayegi..
Dekh tu!!

Kuch Patharo K Nagine Hote Hai
Kuch Log Kutte Kuch Kamine Hote Hai

G/F ya B/F Ko Karna Ho SMS to Kya Din Kya Raat

Dosto Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote Hai

Attitude SLOGAN of d day by GAURAV....!!

"No me "
"No Life"

OR

"Know me "
"Know Life"..

Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Ko Kahe

'I LOVE YOU'

Aur

Wo Aap Ko KISS Kar Ke Aapna Mobile Numbr De De

Toh Aap Iss Ko Kya Kahoge


.


.


'KHUWAB'

Aare agar free ho to chalna hai kyu ki Bismil ka sandesh hai,
lucknow se lahore jane vali train,
jisme angrezo ka paisa hai,
use hum kakori me lutenge...!;-)

Ab Udas Hona Bhi Achha Lagta Hai.
Kisi Ka Pass Na Hona Bhi Achha Lagta Hai.
Mai Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi ki yado me hu,
Ye Ehsas Hona Bhi Achha Lagta Hai..

Aaj koi msg-wsg nhi simply
good morning
Kyunki humne aaj tea,coffee nhi sprite pi hai..
Matlab "seedhi baat,no bakwas" clear hai....
good morning

Aapki beti k kapdo pe us ladke ka khoon hai..
Parents:-kya kare swammi?




Tantrik:-SURF EXCEL hai to...
Daag ache hai...







Moral:-mere msgs free hai..!

Aaj ke golden words-
kisi bhi insaan ki khushi ka "KAARAN" bano,
khushi ka "HISSA" nahi,
aur kisi bhi insaan ke dukh ka "HISSA" bano,
dukh ka "KAARAN" nahi.

A very short but nice lines ........



yØu hUrT sUM 1 bY tELl a tRUtH ......
bUt dÑt lOvÉ aNy 1 bY t£lL A lIe.....
Gud mng have a nice day

A studnt atachd 100Rs Note 2 his test papr & wrote
"Rs1 for1 mark
"Paper checker was a Sardar.
He sent him Rs81 back & wrote"
U got 19 marks..
Keep d change..

Aftr marige 1st nite sb se mushkil kam kya hai?


Ladki se bat krna?Na

Kiss krna?Na

galey lgna?Na. . .


Suba uth k ghr walon se ankhen milana
hiiiii

A superb frndship line...!

" I want you
to be with me
only two times
in my life.."



"1st Now &
2nd Forever"...

A SIMPLE WAY for "HAPPY LIVING"..
FORGET two things in LIFE.
1).The GOOD you do for Others.
2).The BAD done by others to you......
Good mrng..hav a nice day

Anybody can luv a Rose bt no one luves a Leaf that adds beauty 2 Rose.
Moral-
don't love some one who is beautful,
bt luv d 1 who can make ur life beautiful..

Anjan Sathi Ka DiL Ko Intezar he
Pyasi He Ye Ankhe DiL Bekrar He
Apka Sath MiL Jaye To Har Rah Asan Ho Jaye
Sayad Isi Ehsas Ka Naam Pyar He??

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but
because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile....

Air hostes pathan se-
Sir,ap kya lena pasand krnge?
Pathan-Humare liye taveez wala chai lao
Air Hostes-
Abey akhrot ki aulaad,
woh taveez nhi,dip tea hai...
Gd.mg

A GOOD NEWS. Our national anthem
"JANA GANA MANA"
has been selected as world's best national anthem by UNESCO.
Pass it to all & be a proud Indian

A vry orignl GUDNITE,
ONLY 4 U,
Beware of duplicate wishes in the market.
i'm d only authorized dealer 4 GUD NITE wishes aproved by CHANDA MAMA.
Again GOOD NIGHT.

a Sardar Dialled phone.
A computrised female voice said-
"aapke paas paryapt balance nahi hai".

Sardaar-
Bas MaDam aapse baat ho jati h itna hi kafi hai.
gd.mg

Apple wali story to sb jante h..
Bt hw did newton discovered 2nd law..??

1day he kickd a goat with a force F,
goat cried 'ma'..
so
F=ma..
Kaafi Kaam ka

A man goes 2 ram mandir and says,
"my wife is lost.plz help me."
Ram replied,"Paas mein hanuman mandir hai waha ja.
Meri wali ko v usine dhoonda tha..

A boy ws busy doin sum v imp work in office.
His gf cald up.
Gf-did i dstrb u?
reply ws so amazing,
boy-ya,bt wts life widout being distrbd by d rite prson...

A person who surrenders when he's wrong is honest.
A person who surrenders when not sure,
is wise.
A person who surrenders even when he's right,
is a friend..

All can love a rose but no one luvs a leaf dat adds beauty to rose!!
MORAL: Don't luv sumone whoz beautiful,
but luv d one who can make Ur life beautiful...

Arz kia hai:Tommy is a dog & u r a flower"
Wah Wah
"Tommy is a dog & u r a flower"
Wah Wah
"Tommy lifts his leg and gives u a shower!!
ab karo"Wah Wah"

A beautiful understanding abt life:
"Your problem is never really your problem,
Your REACTION to the problem is really your problem...!
Good.Morning.!

Woh bhi kya din the jab ladkiyan hame apni baho me leti thi,
chumti thi,
Sine Se Lagati aur kehti thi.







KITNA PYARA BACHA HAI .
Golu. . . .Molu...Sa ...!

Wen u kiss a British girl she says kiss me hard,
Wen u kiss a American she says kiss me slow but Wen u kiss a Rajasthani she says
"MANE KONI PASAND YO SUGALWADO"

Santa went to a radio shop and started shouting
Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha
Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.

Sardar hotel m khali katori m roti dubo kr kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise kha rahe ho?
Sardar,"SHUT UP,
me Maths ka teacher hun,
Maine DAAL SUPPOSE ki hui hai".

smooth road can't make good rider,
clear sky can't make good pilots,
problem free life never makes strong person,
so don't ask ur life
"why me"instead of "TRY ME"

SIR:Write A Essay For Gandhi Jayanti,
Student :Gandhi ws Good Man &
Jayanti ws
Beautiful Girl
1Day Gandhi Proposed Jayanti,
That Day Called GANDHI JAYANTI.

Santa asked friend-
Kya tumhare underwear me 2 chhed h?
Friend- "No"
Santa: " to phir taangein kahan se daalta hai..??

Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage"


Samajh Aya Kuch?


Nahi Na


Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta tha woh gadha:-)

SHOKE SANDESH:-
Kal raat mere mobile ne antim validity ki saans li.
Postmartom ki report se pata laga hai ki,
mere mobile ki maut dosto k msg.
na bhejne k karan hui hai.
*KRIYAKARAM*
SHOKE SABHA:-
Pratah 9:00 baje

SIM PUJA:-
Dopahar 12:00 baje

BATTERY SANSKAR:-
Shaam 4:00 baje

DUKHI PARIVAR:-NOKIA
2310,5800,6600,7610,5220, 6300 5300,N-72,N-95
or samast AIRTEL,VODAFONE, IDEA,RELIANCE, TATA parivar.

Mele cellu k antim bhog me jalul-jalul aana...

Santa;begum k liye chapal lene Gya
Dukandar-Santa G Size to batao?
Santa-Yaar wo to Mai bhool gaya Hu
aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo..

Some PJ Puzzles:
*1 dog road pr ulta pada tha toh log use worship karne lage. Kyu?
Kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD

*Mare hue insan ke mooh me kya daloge?
Birla plus cement, kyuki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI"

*Wat is the cube of 13?
Suroor, bcz
TERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR

*Wat did d mothr kangaroo say wen she found her baby missn?
"Aila,meri pocket kisne maari"

*Wat wud u cal a gal who never laughs?
HASI-NA

*Why a heartbroken person doesnt need general knwldge?
Socho agar msg receive krne k paise lagte to kya hota?
????? ? ? ? ? ? ??Socho????????
Tum jaise dost to meri supari de chuke hote

Srdar ko 1 blank mgs aaya..
Phir srdar ne usi number ko phone kar k bola-

?
?

bhaisab apko malum nhi hoga,
par apke mobile ki ink khatm ho gai h ji

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye;
Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

Santa was kissing A blank paper,
Banta: Ye kya hai,
Santa: Meri girlfrnd ka luv latter hai,
Banta: Magr ye to khaali hai,
Santa: Aaj kal bol-chaal band hai...

Santa:-Ek problem hai yaar,meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai kya karu ?
Banta:-Jawaan ho gayi hai to Border pe bhej de,
sare jawan wahi jate hai..

Santa--Jab khayal kiya to khayal bhi tera aya Jab aankhein band ki to khawab bhi tera aaya
.
Socha yaad kar lu us khuda ko Magar jab honth khule to naam bhi tera aya
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aaj Santa serious hai
Kindly cooperate..!!:)

Suna H,
Kisi Ko Gud Mornig Kaho To UNKI Subah Acchi Hoti H.
Pr Humne Ye Mehsus Kiya Ki Gud Mornig Apko Kahe To Din Humara Accha Hota H.........!
Gud mrng

Subah uthna,, Brush krke,, Naha dhokar,,


Market jaana aur dairy milk le k kha lena Qki
"meetha hi khaana aaj pehli tariq hai."

Santa college ki ladki se bola:
I love U,
ab tum mujhe bolo,
girl:
mai abhi ja k sir ko bolti hun,
santa:
pagli sir ko mat bol unki shaadi ho gai hai..

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
Kisine pucha:

6 month k baby ka b'day kese?

Santa:
hum semester system ko follow krte he..

Sticking Pj-
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,

Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick..

SO WHAT

Chutki mein chipkaye
FEVIKWIK:-)

Santa :- yaar uth Bhukamp Aa raha hai,
sara ghar hil raha hai,
BANTA :- Soja..soja ghar girega to makaan malik ka,
hum to kirayedar hai..!

Vowels-a,e,i,o,u.
1st one is d smallest word.
2nd one is d laughter word.
4th one is d exclamatory word. .
But no 1 knws dat 3rd & 5th r real cute frnds.

Pyar-Vyar to ek bahana hai..
AANKHE mile na mile LIPS to milana hai..
yahi style hai aaj k AASHIQ ka,
kyo ki yeh Rajkapoor ka nahi IMRAAN HASHMI ka Zamana hai.

Punjab Police ka jawab nahi...
Ek Sardar talaab mein naha raha tha.
Police: Chal Oye...!!
Baahar aakar kapde pehen,
teri talashi leni hai..

Ptrrrrrr pat patpoooon pat pat pat pat pat pat patpatakh patakh Pat pat pooowaaann phoosSs.?
hat jao aaj SMS ka pet kharab hai.
Pooooo..Chh.

Pretty nice thought:
"Most of the fights btwn d frnds r not due to prblms,
its becoz one cares toooo much and other cares more than that"

Press down 2 meet ur
"Lyf Partner"
.
.
.
.
.
.
;?????;
(( @..@ ))
"(---)"
badi mushkil se mile h JIJAJI.
PED pr chade hue the ;-)
PASAND AAYE.

Pray of college boys:
India is my nation,
Girls are my destination,
Dating is my occupation,
Setting is my profession,
In between wht d hell is this education.

POLIO Mukt Desh Ki Or Kadam Badhaye!
18-40 Saal Tak Ke Baccho Ko
Jinke Haath Mobile PeSMS Karne K Liye Nahi Chalte
Unko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilaye...

Police constable to his son:
Tumhara result acha nahi aya,
aaj se tumhara khelna aur Tv band.
Son: yeh 100Rs. lo aur mamla yahi khatam karo.

Points dät pröve
"U r a Nörmäl Student"

1) B4 Paper Unnecessary sms to frndz.

2) Plan each day 2 study bt end of d day-
"Kal se pakka"

3) U w lykin doordarshan.

7) Rite nw U r thinkin of 4wdin dis msg to ur frndz.

8) On each point U smiled, hum per bilkul set he!
dis is lyf so enjoy it..

Plz read it Loudly:
a
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Agar 'i' hai toh Bathroom jao na,
Shor kyu macha rahe ho....... :]

Plz conveny my heartful thanks to ur "mother"
because she has given a special gift to me dats u my dear frnd
*HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY*
"TO my lovely mosi

Pls take this msg seriously.
A poor kid is suffering from mental disorder.
Pls help her by sending







Ur Photo for Shock Treatment..
:D
Smile!wat's up? ? ?

Pls dont disturb me now onwards,
I've started studyinG sincerely 4exams..!
4 more JOKES recharge Rs.50/month on mob num 9829467231Conditionsapply...:)

Pls dont cry after dis pj

Matti ko angreji mein kehte hai clay.

Matti ko angreji mein kehte hai clay




UUUHH... AAAAHH... LET D MUSIC PLAY..

Please Check My English :
AB CD EF GH IJ KL MN OP QR ST VW XYZ.

Did I miss something?



Yes,
I MISS "U"
Dil se..GOOD NYT

PJ OF THE DAY-
Ldki k chakkar me dosto se hui fight,
Ldki k chakkar me dosto se hui fight,
.
.
.
.
Area of Triangle= half into Base into Height...! :-)

PJ of March 2010 :-
Thr wer 4 frnz Tall,All,Mall n Fall...evryday tall,
mall n fall went to the doctor bt,
All didnt go...y???
.
.
.
.
.
.
bcoz All is WELL.!...

Pj :
Heere me chamak h or sone me damak h

wah wah

Heere me chamak h or sone me damak h

Wo sab to theek, lekin
KYA AAPKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

PINK_WORLD
"Luck is not in
your hands
But work is

. in your hands."
.
.
"Your work can
.
make luck But
.
Luck can't make
.
your work."

Petrol price in
pakisthan 26
bangladesh 22
cuba 19
nepal 34
burma 30
afganisthan 36
qathar 30
INDIA 54
basic cost per litre 16.50 centre tax 11.80 excise duty 9.75 state tax 8.00 vat ces 4.00 total 50.05 now extra 4rupee
great job frm govt,pass this message to all INDIANS
PLZ CHANGE THE CENTRAL GOVERMENT.... Support bharat bandh on 5th july.

Perfect Description Of Trust:
"Trusting a person is giving some1 the ability 2 destroy u completely..
But with a confidence that he wont..!"
Byee..

People say dat its difficult to get a gud frnd.
Naturally
Bcoz
Da Cute ones like me r already URS & of course d Gr8 ones like u r already mine

People meet by coincidence n chance,
they spend sweet times 2gether,
then God seperates them,
not 2 end d story but 2 c hw much they remember each other...!

Pehali baar kisi chehare par najar tahari thi,
Unki ankhe sagar se a gahari thi,
Thak gya me pyar ka izhaar karte-2,
Baad me pta chala k wo to BEHARI thi.

pee!peep pee!peep pee!peep pee!peep pee!peep bhuroon! bhuroon!
bhuroon! peep!peep peep!peep samne se hat jao.
Mera sms aa raha hai.
.....Good night.

Patni-Suno ji,
Aapko Mujme kya Acha Lagta hai,
Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi?
Pati-Mujhe to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..;-)

Pati-patni me ladai hui
Pati ghar se chala gaya or raat ko phone kiya
"Khane mein kya hai?"
Patni ne kaha "Zeher"
Pati "Main der se aunga tum khakar so jana"

Pati-patni mandir me gaye.
pati-tumne kaya maga,
patni-aap aur me sat janmo tak sath ho! aur aapne,
pati- ye mera satwa janm ho

Parnaam Behna !
Dirgkaal se aapka koi sandesh prapt nahi hua.
Kadachit aapko gyat nahi ki aapka sandesh parne k paschat hum atayant aanand vibor ho jate hai,
isliye kripya apne chalit durbash yantre se yda- kda samay pakar sandesh bhejte rahe,
varna humare sandesh prapat hone band ho jayege.
Is liye aapse nivedan h ki sandesh bheje.
dhanyavad!§

Parents r more important then God.
U know why?
Bcoz God gives Us Life with both Happy n Sad moments
but our Parents always try 2 give Us only a Happy Life...

Pappu ki uske master se hui ladai.
Master ne ki pappu dhulai.
pappu ka khaula khoon.
gaya kabristan kabar pe master ki photo taang k likh diya
"COMING SØØN".

PAGALBOY:GOLU ne coleg khola
MOLU- Tu apne coleg ka sbse alg nam rkhna
GOLU- mene coleg ka nam rakhuga
GOLU SINGH GIRLS COLEG 4 BOYS..

You know why Women starts with "W"

Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
and finally.
Wife.!a big question. ?????

You are-



A-B-C-D



Attractive
beautiful
cute
dear




E-F-G





Excellent
funny
gorgeous





H-I-J





Hello i'm joking..

You Are Sweet,Cute and An Ultra-Dynamic Personality!
You Are One In A Million With A Golden Heart.
For more 'JOKES'Call to (gve ur mob. no.)..:-D;-)

Ye zruri to nahi k aag se hi jal jaye insan,
.
.
.
.

.

.
Kuch log to mera style dekh k bhi jal jate h..
¡
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ye zindgi moh hai,maya hai,
jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai,
ek hum hai,jo bhulte nahi hai apko,
aur ek aap hain jo kehte hain,
phir KAMBAKHT ka msg aaya h!!

Ye sms jldi-2 pdo how how how how how jldi pdne ko kha tha kute ki trh bokne ko nhi.

Ye sale school/collegs me teacher log khud ko mahan samajhte hai na
but sach toh ye hai ki ek guru ko sirf ek hi subject aata hai &
ek studnt toh sabhi subject me top karta hai
toh bhi teachers ki value jyaada kyu . . . ?
ghuma daalo ye msg.

we want insaaf!

Ye kis tarah yad a rhe ho ankhe band h
phir b nzr a rahe ho Na jane Q aisa lgta h jaise samne khade ho
or seeng hila ke ORBIT chaba rhe ho

Read This Fast

CHAI PAKODA
CHAI PAKODA
CHAI PAKODA
CHAI PAKODA


CHAI PAKODA
CHAI PAKODA

Ok.Stop

congrats!
U r selected to work on Railway station.
conFor a boy its easier 2 pick up a girl of weight 60kg,
bt for d same boy its quiet difficult 2 pick up a gas cylinder of weight 14.2 kg,,,
Strange bt trueB jab pyar hota hai.
gudy mrng.grats for ur nw job..-)
thats the power of love.

Ye 24 num. Ka msg h.Try this-GO TO"CREATE MESSAGE"Activate "DICTIONARY(T9)THEN TYPE-277451366514612382623Then read.It's a real fact.Its vry intrstng.

Yar wat d hel is dis!

I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close 2 me,

but y do u talk behind my bck,

y didn't u tel me
frankly
y r u telin others



that i m so sweet

Yapy nite.. Sarry, i am Pul tite, if tehry is eni smelling mistake,
then plz carrot it & red.
Plz dont fishtake me!
GUD MORNG chhe Gud tight..
Thu..
Good night!

Yamraj asks 3 ladies
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st:Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj:Chal Nark me
2nd:Shaadi k bad
Yamraj:Chal Swarg me
3rd:Na pehle na bad me
Yamraj:Chal kamre me

Yad karte hain jab yaron ko,
Yadon se dil bhar ata h..
Kabhi sath baitha krte the sab CLASS me,
Aaj milne ko dil taras jata h!!
kool lyf rocks!.

Yad Hm Krte The Pl-2 pr Khe Na Ske,
Khe Bi Kya Tum Bin Rhe Na Ske,
Ehsas Nai Tha Use Mere Pyar Ka Kitna Rote The Tnhai Me,
Juda Hoke Unse Duniya Me Rhe Na Ske

Yaad hai hume bachpan k wo din,
jab hum masti kiya karte the.
Tumhari wo chocolate cake khane ki jid or
hum gobar me chini mila kr tumhe de diya karte the..

Yad aate h wo school k din,
na jate the school dosto k bin,
kaisi thi wo dosti kaisa tha wo pyar,
ek din ki judai se darte the jb ata tha shanivar,
chalte-2 patharo par marte the thokar,
kbhi haskar chalte toh kbhi chalte the rokar,
kandhe par bag liye haath me botal pani,
kise pta tha bachpan ki dosti ko

Y gals get married n go 2a strngr's home?
Cz dey r blesd angels of d almighty..
Aftr filing der own home wid color of hapines,
dey go away 2 color othr's hme..!

Y do v fall in love?

Experience ki kami..

Y do v break off?

Patience ki kami..

Thn y do v want 2 fall in love again?


Obviously...!


Dimag ki kami...



!!!!!!...-=======



kitne pyar se maine brush bheja hai.
Kum se kum aj to kar lo.
Good morning. .

; ; ; ;c(""") c(""") """ """Special COFFEE..
One For U,One For Me..
Let's Enjoy this beautiful morning...
GUD MORNING...

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--~ @_@ ~--
--~ ~ ~--
/' ~ , ~ '\

Hi.

Im SUN

&
specialy rise through ur inbox 2say U
GooD MoRNinG
Have a nice day..
_ _ _
__/__!_!_\____
[_(@)______(@)

Peep
Peep
Chalo jaldi betho
Abi or kanjuso ko b Uthana hain,
SMS hi nahi karte
Sab ko samndar me daalna h..

_.-^-._
@(~?~)@
(,)( % )(,)
=======
Ganesh apki mnokamna purn kare...

:'"S"':
"-.-''
:"'M'":
"-.-''
:"'S'":
"-.-''

3 little Hearts
just for U,
to remind U of
3 things:
"U"
"ME"
and
"!..OUR RELATION..!"

---&
,',',',
, ',' ,',',
,',('.')>,'La La
,'_/ \_'
garmi aa gai hai
nahane ka tareeqa seekh lena.
Sardi me to aap bhool hi gaye honge.

--,-'--,-'-<@
--,-'--,-'-<@

Ye ROSE Un ROSE Jaise Logo k Liye Jo ROSE Nhi Milte
But ROSE Ki Tarah ROSE Khilte HE
Aur ROSE YAAD Aate He.

,_____ ,,:*:,
/____/,\ ,;*;*;*;, I_::_,II,;:Il, ,_")("_
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?_?!!!!!!!!!!!. Hai,
open the door my msg is coming to wish you....
GOOD MORNING

.-?-.
@(.'_'.)@
() , jj, ()
( )( '/. )( )
Only 4u,
Chote se Bhagwan g apke liye,
jo apka hmesha khayaal rakhege...

.;"";,..,;"";.
()"" ') '+, H ,+'
( ,'o')") "+,+"
(,,) )
My little heart & a Sweet Teddy, saying U

@GoOd dAy

.:i!i!i:.:i!i!i:.
:i HELLO i:
". '.__.' ."
'+,_,_, +'

It's Me!



Saying U



Lovely n sweet


G
O
O
D MORNING.:-)

.@@, ,@@.
@ @ @
@. .@
"@@"

Pass dis Hrt 2 al ur frndz & also 2 me
If 3cums back,
U'll marry ur luv.
Bcoz,
Today is
Swt Heart Day

,////, hmmm.
( "._." )
>")("<
,,(")("),,, acha
Chone ki taiyali ho layi hai.
Ninni b aa layi hogi.
Acha to meli talaf se dudnite ol chuit dleams!
Happy ninni.

,.-.-.-._'\/'_.-.-.-.,
''-.,-.i):-(i(:.-,.-''
'-..-'()'-..-'

My Sweet
Butterfly Pls Go

And Tell To My

"Sweet friend"
*GOOD MORNING* ...-:@

,.-.-.-._'\/'_.-.-.-.,
''-.,-.:(:-):.-,.-''
'-..-'()'-..-'
My Sweet
Butterfly Please Go
And Tell To My Dear Friend
"GOOD NIGHT".swt drmz...nd take care

('.')> ('-') <('-')>
<\"\ /"/
_/"\_/"\_ _\"\_
3 Idiots..
Are baba:dey hav cm 2 tell u
"BHAIYA ALL IS WELL".

1din 1lady shop pe tota kharidne gayi.
Lady- iski kya khasiyat h.
Dukandar-ye bolta h.
Lady ne Tote se pucha-mai kaisi lagti hu?
Tota- call girl lagti hai.
Lady-ye to badtameez h.
Dukandar ne use pani me duba k pucha,bol ab gali dega?
Tota-nahi dunga. Wo use bahar le gaye aur kaha ab puchiye.
Lady-agar mere ghar pe 1admi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tota-apka pati h.
Lady-agar2? Tota-pati aur dever
Lady-agar3? Tota-pati,dever aur bhai.
Lady-agar4? Tota-pani le aao bhai,maine to pehle hi kaha tha"call girl hai.

1qustn ka ans.do
Its a chalng
Yad rahe msg sirf 1bar hi padna h

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JALEBI ko eng. me kya khte h?

1Rat Dhadkn Ne Aankh Se Pucha

Tu Dosti Me Itni Q Khoyi H?

Ab Dilse Awaz Ayi Dosto Ne Hi Di H Khusiya Sari Wrna Pyar Kar k To Har Aankh Roi Hai

1ce bil gates gav 50Rs tip 2 d waiter.
W:Sir,ystrdy ur son gv 500Rs tip & u gv nly 50?
Genuine rply by gates:
He's d son of Millionaire,
I'm d son of farmer.

14 Mar,10..
1 Sachchi ghatna..

Jise soch k insan ki ruh tk kanp jati h..

Mgar zalimo K hath tk na kanpey..

Dehradun me 17 saal ka 1Masum bachcha..

Jisne abi 12th complete ki ti
Aur Jo din uske njoy krne k the..

Uske sage baap-bhai ne bahla-fusla kar..



Usse IIT or AIEEE ka form bharwa diya.;-)

1 Sardar to other sardar
"Rat ko teri khirki khuli thi,
I enjoyed full seen of u and ur wife"
2nd sardar :
Ban gaya na budhu,
kal mein ghar par tha hi nahi..

1 sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala rha tha.
2nd sardar-
Aise sardaro ne hi humara nam khrab kr rkha hai
agar mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko.

1 Ladki roz 1 gali se guzra karti thi.
Apne chehre ko naqab se Dhaka rakhti thi.
1 ladka uspe marta tha.
shayad wo use dil se pyar karta tha.
1 din ladki ne us ladke k padosi se pucha.

kaha gya wo Aashik ?
to usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai,
us diwane ki kal rat maut ho gayi,
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko qabr tak le gya.
Ladki qabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se qabr ko dhone lagi.
Qabr se aawaz aayi

"A KHUDA YE KESA INQALAB AYA Hai.
AAJ ME PARDE ME HU OR MERA MEHBUB BENAQAB AYA H

10th class ka student=
me fail hona chahta hu Dost=
Q?
stud=papa ne kaha he ki 1st aya 2 science dilvaunga,
2nd aya 2 arts,
fail hua 2 shadi kra Dunga

1 nite a luvly star droppd on€arth.
Askd me wat I wantd?
A Million Dollars OR A True Frnd?
I chose million dollars. Be practical yaar.
milkar udaynge.

1 sardar mobile me recharge krwane gya
Dukandar:kitne ka?
Sardar:10 ka krdo
Dukandar:
7 Rs ka talktime milega Sardar:koi gal nhi,
3 ki namkin de do!!"

1 Lamha 1 Manjar
Gujar Jata He
Jab Apna Koi
Begana Ho Jata
He

Yu To Awaz Ati
He Hr Shisha
Tutne Ki
Pr Kabi Kabi Bin
Awaz Ka Sab
Kuch Tut jta hai

1 kanjus 14th floor se neeche gir gya
girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki pe apni biwi ko roti bnate dekha to zor se chillaya--
meri mat bnana...

1 Ful Kafi hai Kabar Par Chadhane Ko,
1000 Ful b Kam h
Doli Sajane Ko.
1000 Khushiya Kam h 1 Gam Bhulane Ko
Aur
1 Gam Kafi h
Zindgi Bhar Rulane Ko...

1 beautiful msg:
eyes r d way to luv.
heart is d heaven of luv.
dreams r d outcome of luv.
heartbeat r d music of luv.
but dont 4get tears r d result of love.

1 Heart said 2 eyes ~
dont c ur loved one's b'coz u r seeing n i am suffering.

Eyes rpld 2 heart ~
dnt love bcoz u feel n i cry...!!!

1 boy touched hand of his grlfrnd & said-
U R SO HOT BABY.
Grlfrnd slaps & say- Saale,
103 degree fever hua hai,
aur tujhe aashiqi soojh ri h
haramkhor

2 Sardaro ki khoob pitayi hui..
Pata hai kyu!
Dono birthday party me bina bulaye khana khate huye kehne lage..
"Hum to ladke walon ki taraf se hain."

2moro's yesterday is 2day...Yesterday's 2moro is 2day..But 2day's yesterday was yesterday's 2day..2moro's 2day is 2day's 2moro..!! Anyway Gud mrn 4 2day...

1 ladki face pe dupata bandke khadi thi,
vaha bus stand pe khade uncle ne kaha:chalti kya.
Ladki ne kaha : papa main hun..:-)

1 Aurat ke 8 Bchhe-
Sabke Naam CHINKU??
kISI NE POOCHHA 1 KO BULANA HO TO KYA KARTI HO?
Vo Boli:Kar lo baat,
Sab k sirname to Alag Alag hai Na??

"Giving someone all ur love never assures that
they will love u back.
never expect love in return
but just wait for it to grow in their heart"...!

"Gaity"




1967: madras province name changed as Tamilnadu




1991: The brilliant, innocent, smart, sweet, lovable girl...
"RITA****" was born.....

"gud decision cums frm experience"
bt,"experience cums frm bad decision"
so don't fear 2 take decisions..
b bold always.

"Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke bad murgi ke 1 bache ne kaha-
hum saato ne road cross karli.
7 kaise?

Socho.....




Are aur jara socho


Ouper fir pad lo
Fir nicha ana

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Are yaar bacha hai kuch bhi bolta rehta hai
Aap tension mat lo.

"Chuho" ka aatank to dekho.

h mG j pT j mA d j jtaJ m tj tg a C h hO tP
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sara SMS kutar diya,varna bahut kuch likha tha aapki Tareef me..

"DIMAG H TO JAWAB DO-Apke Bhai K Bhatiji Ki Chachi K Sas e Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Sas K Pati K Jamai Ke Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanad Ka Bhai Apka kya Lgega

"DAIRYMILK"=
"PERK"
"KITKAT"
"MENTOS,
"ECLAIRS"
YE SAB APKE LIYE KYUKI







DIN H SUHANA AAJ PEHLI TAARIK H
MITHAA H KHANA AAJ PEHLI TAARIK He

"Lipsticks Are Girls Beauty,
Wa.! Wa.!:-/

Lipsticks Are Girls Beauty,
Wa.! Wa.!:-O


"Tasting Them Is Boys Duty" gud 9t

"POWER OF REAL FRIEND SHIP...."

A boy was late to home.
His father
"kha tha tu?"
Boy ="frnd ke yha tha"
Father called his 10 friends.

5 answered
"yes yhi pr tha''
3 ansrd ''abi jst nikla hi h''
2 ansrd''yahi h uncle,
stdy kr rha h.
Phone du kya''

"Pure heart is the greatest temple in the world..
Dont believe the smiling face,
but believe the smiling heart,
dey r very rare in this world"....

"Most painful situation other than luv is when u r waitin 4 ur frnd aftr xam.,
Thinkng.,
"saala abi tak nahi aya, lagta hai paas ho jayega".

"NOBEL PRIZE is not given for MATHS"

YOU know why?

b'coz,
ALFRED NOBEL's wife ran away with a PROFESSOR OF MATHS.Funny, but a Fact !!

"Never think more about past - it bring Tears."
"Dont think more about Future - it brings Fears."
"Live this second - it bring cheers..." Hv funn..

"MAA-BAAP"Ki 1 Dua Zindgi Bna Degi,
Khud Royegi Mgar Apko Hasa Degi,
Kbhi Bhul Kr Bhi Maa Ko Na RULANA,
1Choti Si Bund puri Dharti hila Degi.
Happy mothers day

"Life is parents gift"
"Education is teachers gift"
"Smile is friends gift"
BUT
"FRIENDSHIP is God gift"
So it can never break..
GOOD NIGHT.....

"Heart"is a special word for Friendship
"Friendship"is a special word for Care
"Care"is a special word for You &
"You" are always special for Me.....!

"PYAR" karna itna aasan hai jaise "MITTI" par "MITTI" se "MITTI" likhna...
Or "PYAR" nibhana itna muskil hai jaise "PANI" par "PANI" se "PANI" likhna..

(only to dear 1ns) Hi! My dear fren, at this second lets take a promise dat we will be dear frnds & maintain our contacts atleast through sms even after getting jobs, marriage,till the last second of ourlife if u want to take this promise send it to ur dear frnds whom u want to be with u throughout ur li

Kisi mod par ho jati h aksar mulakat n,
ruka wo b nahi karte,
thehra hum b nahi karte.
Jab b dekhte h unhe,
sochte h kuch kahe unse.
Suna wo b nahi karte,
kaha hum bi nahi karte.
Lekin ye b sach h,
ki mohbat unhe b h humse.
Iqrar wo b nahi karte,
izhar hum b nahi karte.

5 Sawalo ke Sahi Jawab dene par
Aap ko milega
Mst Bumper Prize...confirmd Challenge .
1. China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai
3. Green Rang konse color ka hota h?
4. Tamatar ko hindi me kya kehte h?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar me kon Dafan h?
DIMAG H TO ANS DO.

5 Lovable wrds
"I wil top my class"

4 pleasant wrds

"I wil wrk hard''

3 sweet wrds

"i wll study''

2 spcl wrds

"my books"

1 ultimate word- TOMORROW!

4 KAAM karo
1 MOBILE SWITCH OFF karo
2 BATTERY nikalo
3 SIM nikalo
4 Sab ROAD pe PHEK do
Jab MSG hi nahi karna to mobile kyu rakna
??Kanjus rply toh karo.

4 chmbrs in hrt
1fr papa,
1fr mom,
1fr god,
1fr luv.
wt abt frnd?
Sry, no place4 frnd in heart.

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Tumlog to hrtbeat ho yr!
Tumare bina lyf impsbl..

3thngs 2watch
Beauty
Behavior
Action

3thngs 2cntrol
Tongue
Temper
Temptation

3thngs 2Luv
Purity
Honesty
HrdWrk

3thngs 2do
Miss Me
Sms Me
Remember ME.


3 sweet words:
"I love studying''

2 special words:
"My books"

But only
1 ultimate word
makes the difference:

"TOMORROW"

:D

Keep Smiling

"7 is Great Nmbr"coz
7 Colours make RAINBOW 7 Sur make MUSIC 7 Days make WEEK,
7 Phere make Lifepartner &7 Letters make F R I E N D S....

*My sweetest memory-UR msg
*My biggest sadness-Thedistance
*My biggest hope-i wil HUG you soon
*My strongest prayer relation continues forever.:-)

'Daru and cigg.'
Saal Me Sirf 2 Hi mauko par Peeni Chahiye..
Ek-



Jis Din Janamdin ho,
Aur Dusra -





Jis Din....?
Janmdin Na Ho.. CHEERS..

"Crying alone is really better than laughing with the people who pretend to like you".
"LIFE IS 2 EXPRSS URSELF,NOT 2 IMPRESS OTHERS".
Gud mrg dear:-*

"ATTENTI0N"
This is my final sms 2 all FOKAT sMs readers
From now onwards only those
who'll sMs will get return sMs from me, sMs de, sMs le, else foot le...

"Always smile",
U know Y?
Bcoz :-
"Haso! Jiyo! Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya Pata kal mujhse panga ho jaye aur Hasne k liye Daant ho na ho..

"Be slow in choosing a friend and much slower while loosing them"
Because friendship is not an opportunity.
Its a sweet responsibility.

"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi aati
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi ati
wa Wa
"BIWI" moti Ho jaye to "BAHO" me nahi ati...

"Only eyes speak truth,
neither mirror nor lips..
Only d person who trust u,
can see pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in ur smile...

"TANHAIYAAN"

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Agar Upper Tanhaiyan Hain,
To Neeche Kon Sa MELA Laga Hua Hai Jo Dekhne Aaye Ho.. Hain ?