Thursday, December 2, 2010

page 22

Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD
Rakho.
Kbhi kisi ka
Dil
nhi todna chahye.
Qk
DiL 1 hi hota
hai
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Todna hi hai to uski
HADDIYA
todo
206 hoti hai.

Zindagi Ki Keemat Ka Andaaza Maut Ke
Baad Hi Hota Hai..
?
For Example



Zinda murga Rs. 85/-
Chicken Tandoori Rs. 230/-.....?;-

Ye Msg Un Logo Ko Bhejo Jo is Buri Duniya Me Rehte Huye Bhi Bahut Ache Hai.
Maine Aapko Bhej Diya...
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"Galti Se"
Sorry...:-)

Wish u a very happy navratra. May goddess durga mata fulfils ur all wishes, dreams and bless ur lyf vid lots of happiness and peace.

Wife 2 hsbnd: Batao wo kaun si cheez hai jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.
Hsbnd: main ni dasna

Wife: daso plz





B-)







:@
hsbnd: tera muh...

WHAT IS TENSION?
Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me Uski Tabiat
Khrab h0 gai
Aap Hospital Le gay
Doc bola
Ap bap banne wale ho
apk0 TENTION
Ap bole Me iska Bap nhi! Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli Yehi Baap he
Apk0 0r tenti0n
Phir
Police i
Apka medical chek up hua
Report i k
Ap to kabhi
Bap hi
Nhi bn skte

What is sms?
S-sasura
M-muft ka
S-sirdard

na karo to log sochte hai kanjus hai.. Aur karo to log sochte hai khaali baitha hai kuch kam nahi hai :-).

N- Nav,
A- Aarti,
V- Vandna,
R- Roshni,
A- Aaradhana,
T- Tez,
R- Rakhne Waali
A- Ambey Maa Aapki ManokamNa Poori Karen Happy Navratri

Nepali: Uuu Shabji ye shyam singh ka mobile kAha milega?
Salesman: pta nhi
Nepali: Addres to isi dukan ka he,
Salseman: Abey ye shyam singh nhi, SAMSUNG hai...!

NARADMUNI SAYS :
If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,
But think who is sendin those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over.
Narayana, Narayana.
::-)

GOD ne Din Banaya Naam diya
AFTERNOON,

Raat ki Roshni Banayi Naam diya
MOON,

Soch Samjhkar Tumhe Banaya
or
Naam Diya
''CARTOON''

Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head "Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua?
Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala he.:-

Lal rang ki chunri sa saja ma ka darbar harshit hua man pukit hua sansar
nanhe-nanhe kadmo se ma aayi apka dwar mubark ho apko NAVRATRI ka tyohar
jai mata di

LaUgH§FaCtOr:
Hum Gye the Unke Ghr,
Kehna tha
"DIL SE DIL MILA LO"

UNKI Mummy Ne Khola Drwza
Hum Ghabra k Bole-
Aunty,

Bachon ko
Polio ki DAWA PILWA LO!..:-D

Life dose not provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It only provides Possibilities & Opportunities,
Don't miss them,Make BEST of it.
HAVE A GREAT DAY

Maine Khuda Se Poochha..

"Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Me Pyaar Ki?"






Khuda Bhi Hass K Bola....





"Aansu Bhari Aankhe Aur Ek zindagi Intzaar Ki"

Most funny
Never
forward
a
sms
from
a
friend
to
another
friend
if
ur
friend
knows
ur
other
friend
ur
friend
who
is
a
friend
of
ur
other
friend
might
have
already
sent
that
sms
to
his
friend
who
is
your
friend
and
other
friend
is
the
one
to
whom
u
should
not
forward
what
ur
friend
sent
u
&
ur
friend,
because
ur
friend
already
got
it
from
ur
friend
who
is
ur
friend.
Ok
don't
cry
now.
Forward this friendly message
2
your friends
and
make
them cry..
gøød noon

Ek raat 2 baje bahut tez baarish ho rai thi..

Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ka darwaza khatkaya aur poocha
"Dhakka laga doge kya..?Please..?"

Aadmi neend mei tha isiliye mana kar k andar aa gaya, par usse guilty feel hui..

Socha baarish mei koi meri madad na karta toh.!
Toh woh utha aur bahar jakar bola

"Santa kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakke ki zarurat h..?"

Aawaz ayi-HAAN..

Aadmi-Thik h santa, tum ho kahan..?

Santa bola

"YAHAN GARDEN MEI JHULE PAR" :-

England Mother-Good Night Dear
Hindu Mother-Shubh Raatri Beta.
Muslim Mother-Shaba khair
&
Apni mummy-Arree a mobile pe tuli laga de aur pad ja...

English grammar teacher-"wo ladki sab ladko se hans kr baat krti hai.., batao iss sentence me ladki kya h??




Student- sir, ladki bahut chalu h..!!!

Change Does Not Happen
When circumstances
IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.
Have a Nice Day!

Commerce k studnt agar film banaye to filmo k nam honge-Kabhi Debit Kabi Credit,Main Acounts Ki Diwani Hu,Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam,Hamra Calculator Apke Pass H.

Chahne Se Koi Cheej Apni Nhi Hoti,
Har Muskuraht Khushi Nhi Hoti.
Arman To Hote He Bahut Magar
Kbhi Waqt To Kbhi KiSmat Sahi Nhi Hoti.
"M@* A@R!#"

Card 4 U
*!"""""'"*""'"'!*
*! .+""+.+""+. !*
*! + HAPPY + !*
*! "+. .+" !*
*! "+" !*
*! . . . * . . . !*
*!===DIWALI===!*
gud morning

Best msg of da year: Why grls spend so much time on improving their Looks & not their Minds?
Bcoz they know dat boys are fool,
but not
Blind..!;-)

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
!
Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai

Bichhad gaye hain to unka saath kya mangu,
Zara si umar h gham se nijaat kya mangu,
Wo saath hote to hoti zarurate b hame,
Akeli jaan k liye kaynaat kya mangu

O G Wake Up Open Ur Chuni Muni Eyes 'e e'.. Wash Ur Pinky Shinky Face(-,-).

Sombody Wants 2 Say U "Good Morning". "Have a Gr8 DAy"..

Palak jhuka kar apko salam karte hain, Is dil ki dua apke naam karte hain. Kabool ho to muskura dena. Aapki ek muskurahat par ye sms kurban karte hain.

Papa-ye kya tmhare maths me 1 mrks aya h.

Son- jb irado me ho dum to hoslo me kyu nhi


Papa- Wat?


Son-sirf 2 zero ka frk h papa aa jaenge....

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai.
Aur Pinki Pappu ke bhai ko.
Par Pappu ke bhai ko Pinki ki behn achchi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behn Pappu ko pasand karti hai.
Hala-ke Pappu Pinki ko chahta hai.
Ab jab Pinki ko Pappu achcha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki ke liye raazi nahi hai aur Pappu Pinki ki behn se pyaar nahi karta jab ke Pinki ki behn ko Pappu ka bhai achcha nahi lagta.
Toh yeh unka personal matter hai,par tum kyun apna dimagh kharab kar rahe ho?

Patni-Jb tum desi pite hoto muje PARO kehte ho.Jb WHISKY pite hoto Darling khte ho.Aaj kya pikar aye h0?
Pati-Aaj me hosh me hu...
...
...
CHUDEL.



Gud nite
sleepwell

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO, NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV is saal ho,HAPPY NAVRATRA.

Swarg k drwaje par 3 log:
God-Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta he.
1-Me pujari hu, sari umar apki seva ki he, swrg pr mera haq he

2-Me ek Doctor hu, sari umr lokseva ki he Swrg pr to mera hi hq he


3-Me ek ENGINEER hu
.
.
.
God-kuch mat bol beta, sari zindgi tu narak me raha hai Swrg pr tera hi haq he, Aaja..

Surgeon: "I m sorry, it seems a rubber glove ws left inside u aftr operation. We hv 2 operate u again.
Sardar- Ro mat re, Ye le 20 Rupay.. Naya le lena!!:-gd nt

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;dusre din wapis kiya;S'keeper-Kyu Wapis Kiya. ? Santa-Ghar Me Jawan Betiyan he or ye Sala Sitiya Bajata Hai..

Santa -Yaar, hum hindi bolte he, english bolte hain but maths Q nahi ?
Banta - jyada 3-5 mat kar,aur 9-2-11 ho ja, varna 4-5 dhar dunga. 32 ke 6 reh jayenge...!!!

Ronaldo's fans r watching football,
Nadal's fans r seeing tennis,
Aamir's fans r seeing his movies,
But My fans r reading My msg!

Top answrs of teachers if they dont knw d answrs:
.1) I think d questn is wrong.

.2) I'l tel u 2mrw.

.3) Dont ask foolish qustns.

.4) U'l study dis in d nxt class.

.& d most famous 1 is:

.5) Nice questn,raise ur hands who knw d answr 4 dis?? (If no one raises)...Then it is an assignment..!!;-)gudn8

To,
Kanjus friend

Sub:-I miss u
Oye,
I beg 2 say that,i'm ur frd & i miss u HAR PAL.
So kindly grant me 1 sms Daily.ok Thank u... Gud Nite

To Be Sure Of HITTING Only D TARGET...




Shoot first,





& Watevr U Hit...





Cal It TARGET!!!




Think Different, Be Diffrent!!!......

The Truth about Human Tongue:-
It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.
But,
It takes Lifetime
to Learn
When & where
to use it..!
Have a Nice Day.!

Deep ka ujala, patako ka rang, Dhoopon ki khushbu, pyar bhare umang, Mithai ka swad, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

Dil K kehne pe DiL ki dunya chod aye, sabhi rishte nato se mu mod aye, Hmse na mangna hisab wafa ka, unke pyar me na-jane kitno ka dil tod aye.

DilSays:
Ansouo Ki Likhawat
Ko Tum Padh Na
Sakoge,Gile Kagaz Pe Tum
Kuch Likh Na
Sakoge,Yad Aaegi
Tumko Hamari
Baate,Khokar Jab Tum
Hame Pa Na
Sakoge

Do chidiyo ki prem kahani.
Ek din chida bola-
mujhe chod kar kabi tum ud to nhi jaogi.
chidiya- ud jaun to tum pakad lena.
Chida~ me tume pakad sakta hu par fir pa nhi sakta.
chidiya ki ankho me ansu aa gaye usne apne pankh tod liye or boli ab ham hamesa sath rahenge.
Ek din jor se tufan aane wala tha. chida udne laga.
Tabhi chidiya boli tum ud jao me nhi ud sakti.
Chida- apna khayal rkhana kahkar ud gaya. Jab tufan thama aur chida vapas aaya to usne dekha ki chidiya mar chuki thi...
Aur ek dali par likha tha~
kash wo ek bar to kahta ki me tume nhi chod sakta,
To sayad me tufan ane se pahle nhi marti.

Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!;-)

Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar, Pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, Hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, Aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar. HAPPY DHANTERAS! GM

Dil se Apka Khayal Jata Nahi
Aapke Siwa Koi Yaad Aata Nai
Hasrat Hai
Aap ko Roz Dekhu
Par Kambakht

Mere Mobile par ldoit box Aata Nahi.
Sweet drem.

A boy was crying, his father came & asked: Y r u crying? U can tell me that as a friend?
Son: kuch ni yar,
Horlicks zyada mang liya to teri item ne peet diya..

A Cute thought said by a grl,Deeply in Love with a boy..
''I dont fear to lose him but my fear is,
that if I loose him
"Who will Love Him Like me...?"

A Small Xperience In Lyf:

If U Lov Sm1 Truly..
1st Mak Sure
Dat U R Rady 2 Scrifice nyThinG 4 Ur Luvr..,,,
SmTyms Dat Sacrifice May B Ur


Luv ItSelf...

A sweet Q:
main
aur
tum
tumhare
ghar
ki
chat
par
raat
12
baje
se
baite
hai
4
Baje
tumhare
kamre
me
ek
fone
aata
hai
tum
mujhe
kahtE
ho
ki
main
fone
attend
karke
aata/aati
hu
main
tumse
puchti
hu
ki
tum
aaogi
na
tum
kahte
ho
ki
main
jarur
aaongi/aauga
tum
kamre
me
jaate
ho
to
fone
mere
ghar
se
hota
hai
wo
tumhe
batate
hai
ki
meri
4
gante
pahle
maut
ho
chuki
hai
to
Q
ye
hai
ki
kya
tum
vaapas
uper
aaoge?
be honest

Aaj rab se mulakat hui, thodi si aapke bare me baat hui.
Maine pucha kya dost diya, kya kismat pai hai.

Rab ne kaha sambhal k rakhna usko wo meri parchhai hai.

Aankho se aansuon ki judaai kar do.

Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do.
Agar dil na lage kahin to.
aa jaao mere ghar ki putaai kar do..

Offer DIWALI tak valid h.!@

Andhera Hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aaya hai Diwali ki shubh kamna sath laya hai.Happy Diwali

Kyu har mousam ki tarah badal jate ho: kyu roj mera dil dukhate ho:
meri ruh tak kaap jati hai ye sunkar:
ki tumToilet k mug me Horlicks pite ho.

Kuch Pathro Me Phul Khil Jate Hai
Kuch Anjane Bhi Apne Ban Jate Hai
Is Katil Dunia Me Kuch Lasho Ko Kafan Nasib Nahi Hota
To Kuch Lasho Pr Tajmahal Ban Jate h

Kuber ji or laxmi ji apke ghar me sada dhan ki barsat kare,or apka jivan sukhdayak ho. Apko or apke pure pariwar ko humari or se rup14as ki hardik subhkamnaye

Koi hai jo dua karta hai,apno mein hume bhi gina karta hai,bahut khushnaseeb samajhte hain khud ko,ki door hokar bhi koi yaad kiya karta hai. Gud mng !Go

Koi Apko Jab "BEWAKUF" Kahe To,
>Ap naraj na hona

>Afsos mat karna

>Rona bhi nahi.

Himmat se Chair pe Baith K sochna Ki..







saale ko pata kaise chala? Gud evening

Kisi ki yaad kabhi raj nahi hoti. Wakt ke pahiye me kabhi aawaj nahi hoti. Jane kab aapki yaad aa jaye. Yaade to kisi bahane ki mohtaj nahi hoti.(GOD NIGHT)

Kal tak tanha the, Aaj intezar karte h, Kal tak kuch na tha, aaj aitbaar karte h, Yu hi nahi aati aapko hichkiya, Wo hum Hi Hain Jo apko Yaad karte h.. GUD EVNG

Kabir ka latest doha,
"miss u miss u sab kare,
actually miss kare na koe,
agar koi kisi ko really miss kare
To msg ka silsila band kaahe ko hoe"
Takecare :-)

I have two eyes, But can't see Yv\ daily.
I have two ears, But can't hear Yr|R voice daily..
"But I have one heart that remember Yr\ daily".

"Dairymilk" "Perk" "Kitkat" "Mentos" "Eklairs" ye sab aapke liye kyuki Din hai suhana aaj pahli tarikh hai,mitha hai khana aaj pahli tarikh hai.

"Height of Fashion"
A 2 month old baby boy goes to a Huggies Outlet Centre askin for a..??
Guess.....???




"Low Waist Nappy Aaya Kya..?"

('.') Kaha
<) )\. Ho Dost
! \_
('.')
<) )> Pata
! \_ aaj choti diwali hai,n kal badi Diwali.

Diwali ki itni saari
( '.')
>----) )----<
_/ \_ bhadai...


(1/2)Saari sardi hm subah jaldi uth liye..ek din to hme..soney do..soney do..
Giv me 1 Rajaai..
giv me 1 Bed..
giv me anothr chance..
i want2 sleep once again..

*HAPPY*
*Diwali*
**FESTIVAL***
**2O1O**

Because KABIR JI ne kaha h

kal kare so aaj kr

aaj kre so ab

kal Balance kat gaya to wish karoge kab.?.
Who r u

1 aadmi
ne
2sre aadmi se puchha,
'pati or patni'
me kya antar hai.
2sra ne kaha,
'patni laxmi hoti hai
or
pati ullu
jispar laxmi ji sawaari karti hai'.

..YES I am
(S) ilent
(I) deal
(N) aughty
(D) ecent
(H) onest
(I) ntelligent.
In short I'm SINDHI.The Heart of INDIA! PROUD to be sindhi. JAI JHULELAL.

96Arab,
80 crore,
84 lakhs,
07hazar,
74 rupees,
Apun ka bank balance..






Nahi hai to kya hua..
Apun ka mobile number to hai.
Bindas sms bhejneka..

2 boys searching 4 their lost grlfnds.
1st:teri gf kesi dikhti h?
2nd-5'6, Fair color, Blue eyes.Wat about urs?
1st: mar goli,chal teri hi dhundte h !!

3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gye,
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota sardar:Mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,
Dono ne kaha thik hai,
2 din guzar gya,
sardar ni aya,
4 din guzr gya,
sardar nahi aya,
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye,Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola...Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga...:-(
...Gud after:-);-)

1st sardar: yaar reliance k har phon k pichhe 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?
2nd sardar: oye itna nahi maloom
3G CDMA= 3 Gujarati chor Dhiru,Mukesh, Anil....

89% of teachers sufferin frm throat cancer by teaching students.

So plz BUNK d clases as much as posible & save r teacher.
Gudmrng

; . Special
c("") hot TEA
"" for u

I mixed it with love and happiness



but there is no
Sugar

BCoz

i know u r very sweet.. Gud night

1SRdar Bar me baithkar Ro raha tha.BAR ATTENDER:Kya hua; SRDAR.:Sala jis Ladki ko Bhul Jane k liye Pee raha hu uska Naam hi Yad Nahi aa raha.

1"GooD"NewS
1"BaD"NewS,


GOOD"NEWS;
Big BaZaR"me
1-kg AaLu"ke
Saath
NOKIA"N-96
FRee,


BAD"NEWS;








1-Kg AaLu
19,999/Rs.OnLy

Friday, November 12, 2010

sms 1

6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H..
1-Sorry-Galti Ko
2-Dukh-Zindagi Ko
3-Ghussa-Rishte Ko
4-Khushi-Dukh Ko
5-Saath-Gam Ko
6-dhokha-Dosti or Pyar Ko..:
I wish Ur life
"Soft as Silk"
"White as Milk"
"Sweet as Honey"
"Full of Money"
"May all Ur dreams come true..
This wish is only for "U".


"Be careful in your thoughts when you are alone".
and
"Be careful in your words when you are in a crowd"
gd 9t


☺☻♠ Wishing♥♠
☺☻♠ U ♥♠
☺☻♠ A ♥♠
☺☻♠ Vry ♥♠
☺☻♠ Gud ♥♠
☺☻♠ mor♥♠


>Dhire Dhire Umar Kat Jati H
>Zindgi Yado Ki Kitab Ban Jati H
>Kabhi Kisi Ki Yad Bahut Tadpati H
>Aur Kabhi Yado K Sahare Zindgi Kat Jati Hai


3 lights Saving the earth from the dark, First " sunlight" Second "moonlight" Third "U" My sweet bst frnd 100% tube light. >():::::::::::::::()<
Gud mor.


; ; ; ;
c(""") c(""") """" '"""
Special NESCAFE COFFEE!
1acche din ki acchi SHURUAT1Aapke liye or1mere liye! Cheers
GUD MORNING DEAR:-)


.:i!i!i:..:i!i!i:. (i!i Good !i!) '+Morning+' "+:,:+"
"E"N"J"O"Y"
"Y"O"U"R"
"S"W"E"E"T"
"D"A"Y"


. - - . .' _ _ '. '. ._, .' "Gud9t"

See CHANDA MAMA Has Come 2 Wish u
a Lovely 9t With Many Dreams..
Have A
"Good night"


Romantic Lines of "SMALL KID" to luver : Me Tume Bhulne Ki Bahot Kosis Kalta hu Pal Kya kalu mom roz BADAM Khila Deti he aul tumali Yad Fil aa Jati hai..


Receive my simple gift of "HAPPYMORNING" wrapped w/ "SINCERITY", tied w/ "CARE" and sealed w/ a "PRAYER" 2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" all Day long!:-)

gud mOne day a crab was running on the sea shore.
Waves came n cleared d footprints of the crab.
Crab askd: being my friend why r U clearing my beautiful footElectrical Style: Wishng U high voltAge health, Low resistive future,Harmonic freE success, lead life at unity Power Factor & progress at constant frequeng...:-)prints?
Waves replied: A fisherman was following Ur footprints to catch U,so i cleared them off.
"Friendship means caring beyond imagination:"ncy.
Good morning... Hav A flipflop day...


Real story of a girl.
Ek choti si bacchi apne papa ke sath ja rhi thi. Ek pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- beti daro mat, mera hath pakad lo.
Bacchi- nhi papa aap mera hath pakd lo.
Papa(muskurate hue)- dono me kya anter h beta.
Bacchi- agr mai apka hath pakdu, aur achnak kuch ho jaye, to shayad, mai apka hath chhod du, LEKIN agar aap mera hath pakdenge, to mai janti hu ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AAP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE. GREAT LOVe..
Always remembr ur first lv is ur prnts


Roz Roshni k hazar sitare Nikle
or Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle
Jail me hum B Gye Aapke sath
Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmare Nikle...gud9t;-(


Raste me agar koi ladki apko bhai kahe to ghbrana mat

B Positive

Uske kaan k niche 1zoRse thapad marna aur bolna

yahan kya kr rhi h..?
chal ghar ja..
:

Read it carefuly and get d meaning!




"Minimum love is friendship."



"Maximum friendship is love!"
Strange but true..!

:-):-):-)

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

page 21

We Take Few Seconds To Hurt Someone.
But Sometimes We Take Years To Say SORRY.
This Msg Is To Every1 Whom I've Hurted Knowngly Or Unknowingly! I M SORRY...

We think there is enough time to live,
we never know which moment is the final one,so share,cheer,live,
celebrate and love every moment..!

We Work for Making Better tomorrow,
But When tomorrow Comes,
Instead of Enjoying,
Again we Start Thinking for Better tomorrow.
That's Life...

Welcome aboard SWEET DREAMS
airlines all passengers on bed hug ur pillows as the flight will b taking off soon enjoy the time gudnite. :)

Strange world na.. :
WHEN PARENTS CARE, IT IS RESTRICTION..BUT WHEN BOYFRNDS or GIRLFRNS RESTRICT,IT'S CARING..!
Think it twice..!!Gud even frndz...:-)

STRANGE but TRUE FACT:
We dont succeed in our 1st love coz we lack certain qualities
But after achieving those qualities,we never luv again...

Never break four things in your life-
Trust, Promise, Relation & Heart because
when they break they don't make noise
but pains a lot!...Gm...

Never try to examine ur love or friendship relations.
Bcoz They r like diamonds. When u hit them they don't break.
BUT May SLIP away from ur LIFE..

Great thought :-
"One hurts u,
so that u may find someone who can heal u,
If nobody is there 2 hurt u,
u'll never knw the prsn who CARES FOR U..

When someone loves U,U dont realise it.When U realise it,Its too late,
U alwys luv the one who leaves U & Leave the one who luv u.

Why in every love story mother agrees n father disagrees?
BCoz mothers knws what LOVE is..!!& fathers knws what LIFE is...!

Flirting is the only job in the world that
people cannot include in their biodata
despite having years of experience and number of references..

Never forget or neglect anyone who close 2 u,
Bcoz 9body know's tomorrow.
U will know their value when u can't meet them once again in ur life.

Naughty: Girl: Now I do not want to be with you anymore,
so I want to give you back everything which you have given me.
Boy: Ok..start with kisses.

Naughty: Husband: Honey..Lets change positions tonight?
Wife: Great! You sleep near the kitchen tonight and I will lie on the couch and watch TV.

Fact of life - nvr tel ur problms to any1 except d one who genuinely luvs u...
Bcos 20% ppl dnt care & othr 80% ppl r glad dat u hv a prblm..Its true!

No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own childhood & his youth back.
ONLY Friends,help recreate those moments from time to time,at NO COST

If dat wasnt enough,1more ans,take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop(TIP-TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani,
Pani ne aag lagayee"us aag se hamne candle jalayee.

If dat wasnt enough even uptill now,1 more ans start praising 1 candle,
d other will get jealous & get lighted up.

Once all feelings decided 2play hide & seek.Pain startd countin
&all others were hidin Lie hid near a tree,
luv cudnt gt a place 2 hide so he hid himslf iod cursed pain &
he was orderd 2b wid luv 4evr.
Since den LOVE is blind & alwz accompanied by PAIN..

One side lover says:-
Before i die, I wish 2 donate my blood 2 her!
So, that atleast my blood could enter her heart where i couldn't..!!

Old friends are gold, New friends are diamond,
If u get a diamond don't forget the gold
because to hold a diamond in a ring u need a base of gold......

One of My Best Attitude Quote,
Which suits my Nature:"I may never b good enough for sumone..
But i'll be the Best for them who Deserves Me.."

Srdar was sittin & thnkng hard.
Sardarni-Kya soch rhe ho?
Sardar-Ye TV walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Srdarni-kya?
Sardar-"Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLus.

Srdar cals wife- aaj ghar nahi aa sakta.
Car ki stearing gear sb chori ho gaya h.
He cals aftr 5 min-
Aa raha hu, galti se pichali seat par baith gaya tha.

Srdr- ped pe chadha
Bandar- Yahan kyu aya be?
Srdr- Apple khane
Bndr- ye to aam ka ped he Srdr-pata he,
hosyari mat lga APPLE sath laya hu.

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day..
and I just caught one that's so nice and true..it's you!

Good news Our national anthm Janaganamana has ben selected as world's bst National Anthem by UNESCO
Pas it 2 al Indians as many as posible.
B proud 2 b n indian

V smile at whom v like ,
V cry 4 whom v care ,
V laugh wd whom v enjoy ,
V get angry n fight wd whom v feel is our own.
Dts frndship.

V r cute daughters, v r sweet sisters,v r luvly lovers,v r adorable friend,v r source of strenth,
& v r WOMEN!
HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY.!

V mak frnds
Sum bcum Dearst
Sum bcum Special
Fall in luv wid sm1
Sum go abrod
Sum chng thr cities
Sum leave us
V leave sum
Sum r in contct
Sum r nt
Sum dnt contct cuz of thr ego
V dnt contct sum cuz of r ego
Watevr dey wer
Hwevr dey r
V stil remembr dem

cuz d part dey playd made "MEMORIES" in r lives!
Snd dis 2ol ur frnz
no matr hw ofen u talk or hw close u r..
Let ur frns knw dat u havnt 4gotn dem n u wil never 4get dem !:-)

V die 2 finish schOOl,
die 2 strt colLEg,
den die 2 strt workin den die 2 marry,
den 2 retire &
finaly while dying

realise dat v 4got sumthng
V 4GOT 2 LIVE!

U waited
9 months
2 c d world
1yr 2 walk
2yrs 2 talk
5yrs 2 start studying
BUT i really waited too many years
2 find a sweet friend ...

Undoubtedly The Best Message:

Sum1 wrote on the Door Of Heart "PLEASE DO NOT ENTER I AM UPSET".

Frnds came smiling & said: "SORRY V R ILLITERATE".

u r very special for me. I dnt want to lose friend like u.
Always you should be safe.
So please be careful whenever you jump from "tree to tree."

Usually gals dnt lyk 2 study much. Y?
because dey know that in ne corner of d world atleast
1 sweet idiot iz studying 4 dem & their future. Poor boyz.

Unerdtsanding Btewene
Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp
Eevn We Hvae So Mnay
Msitkase Lkie Tis Msseaeg
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed it
WtihOtu error...

Friends r like donkeys..
They carry d load of all ur difficulties in ur life 4ever..
And guess what??
u r 1 of my cutest dhenchu.. dhenchu..:-)

Friendship is a One Way Road to be Travelled by Two,
with Hand in Hand, To Care,
To Share,
To Forgive,
To Love
&
To Say Silently
"I'm Always with 'U"

Frndshp is nt dat u cant mak fun of me.
Its abt makin fun of me in d grup wid a promis in d heart
"beta humare alawa koi aur tujh kuch bol k toh dikhaye":-)

Frndshp lives inside a room called HEART,

and
the room is locked.

Its key is trust,

if u lose d trust

u'll lose evrythng
kept In Safe.

Frnz r d cute and lovable idiots in d world because
they wil die for d frienship n at the same time,
dey wil also demand a treat for dying...:-)

Classic Thought with an Attitude-
" I enjoy when people show ATTITUDE to me because
it shows that they need n Attitude to impress me.
" Thats attitude"

Clg ka 1st day:->
Naughty boyz-wt's ur name baby? Girl-mujhe sab DIDI bulate h!
Boy- wow!! wt a coincident Mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hai..

Cute thot frm a boy abt Luv:
Wenevr I sit at d last bench of d clas n feel very special,
wen she turn back n luk at me only 2 confirm dat i'm present or not..."

Cute luv-
A smal gal found a tear in hr frnd's eye,so she hugd hm,
Stil boy cntinud 2cry,gal askd-Y?
Boy-If 4 evry tear i gt a hug frm u,den i wud cry 4evr...

Cute lines:
"many ppl r sO lucky dat evn aftr hrting dey get
sO much Of lOv & $ome r sO unlucky
dat evn aftr lOvin sO much dey get hurt"
It's true.

Friends & blood
have only 1
Difference
Blood enters in
heart & flows
out;
But a Friend
enters the
heart & stays
inside forever!
Zindagi bhar
khoon peete h.

Gud decision comes frm experience bt experience coms frm bad decision.
People Laugh bcoz I'm Different & I Laugh bcoz they r all Same.
Thats Called "ATTITUDE".

Getting a friend is easy,
choosing a friend is
difficult,
maintaining a friend is talent,
continuing the friendship is a great gift...gn.

God- I Cnt B Evrywhr. . So, I Creatd Mother.

Devil- I Cnt B Evrywr. . So, I Creatd Grlfrnds.

God- Dnt Worry, I Hv Creatd Boys 2 Chnge dm in2 Mothers Again.

Sumone said to GOD, 'I hate life'
GOD replied 'Who asked you to love life?
Just love a person who loves u & life will be beautiful on its own..:-)
GOOD MORNING

Specially for friends-One line dedicated 2 my frndz...
"EVERYONE is Not My FriendBut My Friends are Not Like EVERYONE"!!!:-)
gd 9t swt drms..take care.

Nice convrsatn-
God-y is ur heart bleeding?
Boy- coz i m writng on it d name of d grl whom i luv
god- bt y?
Boy-coz u 4got 2 wrte hr name in my destiny.....
Gm

Sweet Morning to a sweet persΔn,
Who has passed sweet Night to see sweet Dreams & want to pass the sweet DAY with sweet TALKS.
Have a sweet morning..

Sum cn mak u Cry & giv u Tears.
Many cn mak u laugh & give u smiles.
Bt,Only vry few cn giv u "LaughingTears" & "CryingSmiles".
Dont lose such ppl.

Using ur brain is strictly prohibited when u enter in exam hall :

Q- U r in a boat in middle of river.U hav 2 candles & u have 2 light any 1 candle.
U dont hav anythng wid u in d boat. How2 do it?


Ans-Take 1cndle & throw it in d water.
So d boat will become LIGHTER. using dis LIGHTER u can light d other Candle.

Another deadly ans, U throw a candle up & catch it.
Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.

Fun2maal.
To save paperXams Sould be Given On MobilesInstead Of Sheets
Coz Studnts Hav More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed Wat an !dea Sirji! :gd mrng.

Jawaharlal Nehru once said
'LAZINESS IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY''
Mahatma Gandhi said 'ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMIES'
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki.

Sometimes we build walls around our heart,
not just to be safe frm getting hurt,


bt to find out who cares enough to break them down n enter in.

Wen U Count All Ur Frnds,
Old Ones,
New Ones
& Best Ones,
I Wud Lik 2 Stand By Ur Side With 3 Little Words
On My Lips..
"Me Too Pleeeaaaseee..."..

Wen u quarrel wid ur best frnd n say 'I HATE U'
U cn hear his/her heart sayin 'GOOD JOKE'...

Wen u tel him/her 2 'LEAVE U ALONE '
U cn find him/her sitinds
4giv dem 4 dere small mistakes..
Accept dem 4 wat dey r.. Dey make our life wonderful...:-)

What has technology done?
Ek time wo tha jab msg kabutar se bhejte the,
Ek Aaj ka Time he.... Hum sms "KABUTARO" ko bhejte he. Hurrrr....Hurr...

What is sms? S-salla M-muft ka S-sirdard na karo to log sochte h kanjus h,
aur karo to log sochte h khali betha h kuch kam nahi hai..

When u r lonely i m Sad,
When u r hapy i m Glad,
Remember dat Whatevar u feel i feel it Twice,
So if u feel u miss me Once,
Oye hello i miss u Twice yaar...

Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me
so lucky to have a sweet N nice friend like U...

We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever...

We have to accept that love does not give us the license to own a person...!!!

We dont succeed in our 'FIRST LOVE' because?
we lack certain qualities.?
But after achieving those qualities,?
WE NEVER LOVE AGAIN??Strange but its real...

We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo,33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFiveWhy not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench association...:-) :-) hey.....

Walk on your own path love in ur own ways talk in ur own words do wht ur heart says... & then,
day ur parents will say NIKAL JA GHAR SE.....

Sweet eg. of true relatnshp:-
Small girl & boy r seen crying 2gther,a man askd y?
Grl says "My doll has brokn"n boy says "M crying bcoz my doll is crying"

Sumtimes I dont say HAI. Sumtimes I dont REPLY Sumtimes I dont MSG u
but that doesn't mean i 4GOT u. I'm just LAZY like ''U''......

Smtims my mind asks why? Why? Why I care 4 u? Why i remembr u? Why I SMS u? Why?
Then my hrt answrs its simply coz ur my swt friend!

So Cute and true lines-
Never choose me widout undrstanding & never loose me bcoz of missundrstanding.
I may b wrng smtime smwhere.
bt nt evrytym evrywhere!

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so plz don't walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!-

Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
Ur an accident in my life,
which is d ever best incident in my life.
gud night

See how beautifully
God has added one More day in your life Not necessarily bcoz
You need itBut becauseSomeone elseMight need u.
Good Morning...!!!

Short n simple love quote by a broken lover:
u hurt me more than wat i deserve..
is it jst coz I loved u more than wat u deserve...

Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.

Hurt a true heart as many times u want, it wont's stop lovng u...
Bt if u cheat a true heart, it won't hurt or hate u.
bt it won't ever dare u 2 love any1 again

Heart is like a perfum botle.If u nvr opn it,nobdy knws d frgrance insid it,
If u keep it alwys open,soon u'll lose ur frgrance.
So open it only 4 spcial ones.
GOOD MORNING

Heart touching:
I will leave somthng 4u whn I leave ths World..
Few Memories in ur Heart,Few Tears in ur Eyes,
My Name on ur Lips & My Absence in ur Life:)

Heights of innocence:
A little girl praying on new yr eve,
"Dear Lord dis new yr pls send clothes 4 thoz poor ladies who r in my brother's laptop"..!;-

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!ha ha ha

Height of revenge:
Sardar catches a mosquito,
Sings a song & the mosquito goes to sleep.
Then sardar goes near mosquito's ear & shouts "zuiiinnn.."

Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MRNG.

When u feel nobody with u.
U r alone.
Then jst look at d sky.
U might nt see me.
Bt b happy dat dere is smone under d same sky.

Whnevr any1 does smthng bad 2u,

dnt cry!


Rmembr,

it takes 49muscls 2 cry,
12 muscls 2 smile,
But only 6 muscls 2 giv a punch.
So...
Ghuma k dena saale ko

What S.T.U.D.Y?
S=Sitting T=Talking U=unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning,
So STUDY well Oh god I have to STUDY more!

What is the difrence between 1st night & last night ?
OYE very simple!If U sleep on flowers,
it is ur 1st night!n If flowers sleep on U,
it is ur last night!

When GOD takes away something from your hand,
dont think
He s punishing u he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.Have Faith!!!

Writtn on a board in church "GOD NEVER FAILS".
A guy wrote below it,
Let Him give IIT,PMT,CPT,CAT, GMAT,CA & CS exams!!
Sari akad nikal jayegi..

Why do frnds keep forwarding d msgs instead of talking 2 each other??
The reason is that we have nothing 2 say but still want 2 b in touch.....

World's most beautiful sentence...
"..... But I'm with u." & painful sentence..
"I'm with u, but ..."
Words r same, but where they r placed, matters a LOT GN

Written by A TRUE Lover In d memory of Lost Love-
Wenever i see her I HAte her But wenever i see other couples, I REALY MISS her.
ThAts d hIdDeN lOvE.

Words 4m d pages of life:
Dont care 4 someone 2 that extent that u lose d other
but care 2 that extent that d other dont wish 2 lose u...! :-)

Wts attitude?
3 ants seeing an elephant1st ant says-lets kill him.
2nd ant says-lets break his leg
3rd ant says-leav it dude,
we are 3 and he is alone.

Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?
U r beautiful khush....

Which is most PAINFUL punishment?
- Poison
- Murder
- Accident. .
"NO"
Very Simple. . .
"Just Lov D Person "Seriously" who is nt serious 4 U"
Tk Cr. . .

Dont wait until its too late to tell sum1 how much u love.
how much u care.
Bcoz when they r gone.no matter how loud u shout n cry.
they wont.

Dont make life's critical decisions on d basis of ur mood.
A mood is a dangerous state of mind coz it can crush reason under d weight of feeling.

Dear people,
The 'End-Of-The-World' which is scheduled for 2012 has been postponed to 2025
due to some technical problem.
Please cooperate and study!
Thank u

Definition of my best frnd-
my medicine wen i'm in pain.
My letter wen i'm far.My smile vn i'm sad.
My hanky vn i cry.
1 more breath vn i Die!

Dear,i love u very much
Please understand me
Dont try to avoid me
Atleast see me once in a week
yours lovingly
"soap" & "tooth paste"
Haa..hehe

Everyday i wait for ur msg But Evryday u forget.
From now onwards, on any day if u forget I'll jump from the"GROUNDFLOOR!"
Dont laugh.I'm serious!

Do u know who is d best couple in this Universe?
"Smile & Tears" ya Rarely they meet,
but if they meet that is the most Gorgeous moment ever.

Don't look Others As Doing Better Than u,
Beat Ur Own Record Everyday,
U'll Surely Get Success,
Bcoz Success Is a Fight Btwn u & Urself....

Dnt throw ur fone aft ds PJ...
U've heard abt banta in jokes but whoz banta?
He is KITKAT BREAK.... Qk kitkat break to BANTA hai.

Don't see others as doing better than u.
Beat ur own records EVERYDAY
&
U will surely get success.
Bez success is a fight betwn U & YOURSELF.....

heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it

Everything is fair in love and war,but i sugest u to do war,but never love..
Bcoz in war either u win or die,but in lov neither u win nor u die.....
gud mrng.

Every morning you have 2 choices.
Continue your sleep with dreaming OR wake up and chase your dreams.
Choice is Yours.

Evry New Day is a New Chapter of Lyf.It Brings Us New Topics,moments N memories.
Today i wish U d most Beautiful hapenings,dat wud Make Ur Lyf Sweet & Joyful.

Everything is fair in love and war,but i sugest u to do war,but never love..
Bcoz in war either u win or die,
but in lov neither u win nor u die.....
gud mrng.

MOST used Alphabet
"A" doesn't appear in spellings of 1 to 999.It appears 4 d 1st time in 1000 & continues.
MORAL: Sucess requires Patience & Faith.

My FRNSHP is nt like,',' ,' Rain',' ,',which comes&goes away.
My FRNSHPis Like =_ = _Air_ =_ = Sumtimes Silent ButAlways Around U..

Memories of frndshp play a vry confusng role....
Dey mk u laugh Wen u remembr D time u cried 2gther....
Bt mke u cry wen u remembr d time u laughed 2gether....

May God giv u

~A Rainbow 4 evry Storm

~A Smile 4 evry Tear

~A Promise 4 evry Care
&

~An Answer to evry Prayer!
Gudday

Memories play a vry confusing ROLE.
They make u laugh wen u remember d time u cried 2gether!
But make u cry wen u rmembr the time u laughd 2gether...

moment when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.Wish u all such great moments...

MORAL LINES BY A MILLIONAIRE:

"I do agree dat money cant buy happiness,But somehow,
it's more comfortable to sit n cry in a bungalow than on a footpath..";-)

Many Birds die in Summer without water.
Save them. Plz put Water Pots for thirsty Birds at Balcony/Window etc.
Fwd dis msg to atleast 5 people. GOD will Help u.

A BEAUTIFUL SMS -

2 teardrops wer flowin down d river 1 sd 2 d othr-"I'm d teardrop of a guy
who lovd & never expressed..,who r u?
"I'm d tear drp of d grl who ws waitin fr him.

Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few;
Seconds are too Fast,
but there is always time for me to ask:
How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

Don’t ever give up when u r down,
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.

Don't Listen to those who tell you:
"Stop Dreaming & Face Reality.."
Just keep telling Yourself:
"Keep Dreaming & make it a Reality...."

Red 4 prosperity. Green 4 happiness, blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress, pink 4 friendship. May u be blessed with all shades of life.
Happy holi.

U might b a little little sumthing in dis big big world...
But,u r a big big something in my shweet little little world.
Lcky 2 hav u dost.

May God gift all the colors of life, joy,happiness, friendship, love
and all other colors you want to paint in your life with.
Happy Holi!

May all your sorrows and problems get destroyed in the Holi bonfire and
may the new day bring you all the colours of joy!
Happy Holi!

Height of caring for others by me
"I wud rather shatter single heart of mine by being SINGLE,
instead of breaking a million hearts by being COMMITED..";-)

Height of cuteness:-1 chhote bacche ne drwaza khola,
apni Didi k Boyfriend ko dekh k masumiyat se bola-
"aap roz Didi se milne ate ho,apki apni didi ni hai.

Ques. : Why did Santa throw the butter out the window?
Ans. : He wanted 2 see a butterfly

hihehahehahaha
Gd mrng.hii.

I am always thankful to god
for making me simple, inspiring ,noble, decent, honest & intilligent
in short "SINDHI" happy CHETY CHAND in advance .

I can never say how r
FRIENDSHIP would go al i know is
even if we are miles apart, Ü'll
remain as one of the sweetest
piece of my HEART...! gud morning

I failed in some subject in exam but my friend passed in all.
Now he is an engineer in microsoft &
i am the owner of microsoft.Believe in yourself.-

I hv called u 50 times but u r not reachebal.
So plz come in ur balcony I'm standing outside ur home.
Plz come. I'm

MOON.

I just come 2 say u GOOD NIGHT.

I know you are so-so-so
BUSY But 4 3 seconds,
Think of me.
..1.. ..2.. ..3.. So sweet.
Now continue ur work!Thanks4 remember me..

i l draw ds ':-)' n write..keep smiling Wd that PEN.i know u can't smile wdout me...
Dn i l write..learn 2 smile wdout me coz V cant b 2gether...alwayz..

I love studng, Unfortunatly,if i do study,
D course gets finishd,How can i finish smthng wich i love?
So i dnt study,njoy laziness.Pas dis 2 al who lv studng!

I luv walkin in rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying-
(uhh!! purani STORY)..
I Luv Walking In FOG Bcz No one Can FIND I'm SMOKING! -
(thats New Attittude)

If You Are Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.Just Hug Each Other and Say:
I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With me

iF y0u arE all0weD t0 mAkE y0uR 0wN diCti0narY,
wAt wuD bE tHe mEaninG 0f "sulbha" iN iT?
pLz rEplY:-)HURY M WAITNG

If ur Eyes r Sweet
U Wud Like All d Ppl Of The World
But If ur Tongue Is Sweet
All The People Of d World Will Like U.

If u r stressed,
you will get pimple...! if you cry ,u'll get wrinkle....!
so, why don't u smile & get "dimple"
keep smiling its so simple.:-)

If u lov a girl, dnt keep her in ur heart;keep in nails.
bcoz if u fail in luv dnt break ur Heart Just cut Nails.
Note:-Dats y girls keep long nails..

If U Hv a Reason 2 Like sm1 it Means Ur Mind Likes it. . .
But If You Hv No Reasn 4 Lyking Sm1 It MeansUr Heart Lyk It. .

If U follow western culture, it is not bad;
But remember wen Sun goes 2 WEST there is always a SUNSET.

If U delete tis sms thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it tats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it tats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do wit IT?

If someone points out your mistake,
be happy that atleast some1
is interested in what you have done..

If you can't find the right words for a certain situation,
just give that person a hug.
Words have the potential to confuse,
but hugs never lie....

If I Die What Will You Do,If I Die What Will You Do??? Better You Go N Join A Zoo...;-)...*

If god gv me "24hrs" b4 death then i wil spend 23hrs & 55min
with u &in last 5 mini wil press ur neck & say
"chal na yaar saath chalte hai" :-)

If friends were flowers surely. I would not pick you !
I' d let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love
and care so I can keep you forever.

If evr i ws rude 2 u,If evr i ws angry wid u,
If evr i misbehavd wid u,Dnt hesitat JUST SLAP URSELF.
It mus be ur mistak bcos i m basically a Very GOOD PERSON:-)

If d candles can't burn widout d light,
If d moon can't shine widout d nite,
then how can i sleep widout wishing 4 gudnite.

I wish moon always be full and bright and you alway be cool & right
when ever you go to swith off the mobile remeaber
that i 'm wishing u gud night.

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If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

What would I do if you Leave ?
I'd miss you, I believe
That's what I'd do if you leave
Emotions are kept under my sleeve
So my prayers to you I'd give

Some friends are like a Flower
& when they finally bloom they wilt away in just one day
& some times just by noon
Some friends are like a cloudy day
& wen d sun's in sight.

F riends
R esponsible
I ntelligent
E xciting to be Around
N ice Always
D ependable
S miles a Lot
F riendly Personality
O utstanding
R eally Great Memories
E xcellent Listener
V ery Kind
E njoyable
R emember our friendship

S= So Cool
P= Personable
E= Exciting
C= Cheers me up
I= Intelligent
A= Adorable
L= Loving
F= Funy
R= Reliable
I= Incredible humourus
E= Enjoyable.
N= Nice
D= Dependable
S= Simple .......

F.......Faithful
R........Reliable
I.........Interesting
N........Nice
D........Different
S........Sharing
H........Helpful
I.........Incredible
P........Patient

Please stay a bit longer
For I may see you again never
And you leaving isn't for the better
Surely I'd miss you sooner or later

Life is a sea, heart is the island & friends r waves.
it doesn't matter hw many waves r in the sea ,
but its matter,
which wave touches the island of heart.

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth

New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...
Just do it and win it Good Morning.

Everyday I miss you more and more,
It makes my heart feel so sore,
Thinking of the way things were,
I'd like to go back,
to the times we had before.

Bhul se koi bhul hui ho to
usse bhul samajhker bhula dena
Bhulana sirf bhul ko
Bhul se kahin humein na bhulna dena.
...!!nice na..//?
nO mSgg

We make a living by wat we get but we make a life by wat we give focus on wat u r moving 2wards,
Rather than wat u r leaving behind.

Sum says never 4get me
Sum says do remember me
But i luv my attitude and.....so i say.."4get me if u can."

Wen luv is ur greatest weakness...
You'll be the strongest person in the world..Gud eve

Be gr8ful that you don't have everything you want that means you still have an opportunity to be happier 2maro than u r 2day.

Sms means-Short message service
But it also means-Special Moments Sharing
So alwz believe in "SmS"

Teacher-2mhare ghar mai sabse chhota kaun hai
Student-DaD
Teacher-Wo kyun?
Student-Wo abhi tak mummy k sath sote hain.

Who am i?
A step wen u stop
A touch wen u r lost
A word wen u r quiet
A smile wen u r sad
A shoulder wen u cry
Far from you but a true friend under d same sky...

We work you making b better 2maro
But wen 2maro comes instead of enjoying we again start thinking for a better 2maro thats life.

In life most people help you wen it suits them.
But very few help wen it suits for make those few your frnds,But be that few for many.

Attitude 2 life:
Laugh like you have never cried play like you have never lost,Luv like you have never been hurt,Live like there is no 2maro n reply like.

Only those who will risk going too for can possibly find out how far one can go.

Friends are like the walks of a house,
Sometimes they hold you up,
Sometimes you learn on them,
But sometimes,I'ts enough to know they are just standing by.

The best kind of frnz 1 vid whom you sit on a bench saying nothing n wen u get up n go,u feel u had the best
conversation of ur life.

Year says 2 feb 29th "i miss u 4 year"
Sky says 2 full moon "i miss u 4 a month"
My heart says 2 u,"i miss u each n every sec..."

Life is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by the moments that take our breath away.

One day i may die vidout saying gud bye 2 u
But i will never 4get 2 say thnk u!
Coz, u have given me 1 of the best friendship ever in my life.

Dream is not wat 4 see in sleep,
It's somthing dat does not let you sleep,
I'm trying 2 sleep now...

You can't hold destiny
You can't hold time
You can't hold heartbeats
You can't hold life
But u can hold 1 thing n dat's ur smile.keep smiling

Pure friendship {like mine} is like
Sugarcane:
You crush it
Twist it
Squeez it
Beet it 2 pulp all that u'll get only "Sweetness"

Crazy question 4 u-
agar meri shadi apki marzi se hoti to aap meri shadi kis se karwate?
frwd 2 ur friends n cousin but reply me 1st.....

Relation n medicines-
Play d same role in our life
Both care for us in pain but d only difference is dat relationship doesn't have an expiry date.

Somebody asked god-
You gave us 2 eyes 2ears 2arms 2legs 2kidneys 2lips
But y only 1 heart?
God: dear,Dil bhi 2 hi diya hai bas dusra dhundna padta hai.....

Chale wo kadam-kadam jo saath mere to
Uske saath se pyar ho jaaye
Thaame jo pyar se haath mera
To apne hi hath se pyar ho jaaye
Jis raat aaye mere khwaabon mein wo
Uss suhani raat se pyar ho jaye
Jis baat mein aaye jiker uskaa to ussi baat se pyar ho jaye
Jab pukare pyar se mera naam to apne hi naam se pyar ho jaye
Hota hai itna khoobsurat ye pyar to kash usse bhi mere pyar se pyar ho jaaye.:-)

Every day you'll find a better person then me
But do alwz remember dat wat i gave u is the best of wat i have n wat i'm 2 u is d best i could ever be...

Wen v are angry we can change decision but not feelings the changed decision may give satisfaction at that time but later it hurts our feelings a lot...

We meet after a longtime n we are talking in ur room at ni8 n no one at home,
Then ur headphone rings downstairs I ask u 2 cumback after.

Reality-Sometimes people are nothing u make them some thing n wen they become something they feel that u are nothing.

Tears are d silent language of luv wen tears come with reason means u got some problems,But wen tears come with out any reason means u r missing someone.

Life starts vid a voice
But ends vid silence
Luv starts vid affairs
But ends vid tears
True friendship starts any where n ends no where.

People are made 2 be loved and things r made 2 be used,"The confusion is in d world coz people are being used n thngs r loved."

Wat happens 2gud people wen bad things happen 2 them?They become better...!
Don't fix d blame,fix d prob. n then fix d solution.

Nobody tells a fish 2swim
Birds 2fly
Flowers 2blossom
Nightingle 2sing
They just do
Just like nobody
Tells me 2remember you
I just do....

Some people hear their own inner voices vid gr8 clarity and they live by wat they hear.Such people become crazy or they become legends.

Affection is not measured wen both take care of each other,It's measured wen one ignores and d others still continues 2 care.

Wen emotions play their role heart cries n wen heart cries,
It doesn't make any sound but d person who listen that sound is called friend.

True love is wen u shed a tear n still want him.
It's wen he ignores you and you still love him,
It's wen he loves another but you still smile n say.
Life is like riding a bicycle 2 keep ur balance,
U must keep moving....

Log kehte hai kisi ek k jaane se zindgi ruk nhi jaati,
Lekin..lakhon k mil jaane se bhi uss ekk ki kami puri nhi ho paati...that's y u r special :-)

Zindgi k liye dil ki jarurat hai,
Dil k liye khushiyon ki jarurat hai,
Khushiyon k liye dost ki jarurat hai,
Aur achhe dost k liye sabko meri jarurat hai.

I keep my frnds as miser do their treasure,Coz of all the things granted us by wisdom,None is greater or better than friendship.

Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai,
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise dost ho to zamana jalta.

Sher-kashti tufaan se nikal sakti hai,
Shamaa bujhker bhi jal sakti hai,
Maayus na ho,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai.

Kal fursat na mili to kya hoga,
Itni mohllat na mili to kya hoga,
Roz kehte ho kal milenge kal milenge,
Kal ankh na khuli to kya hoga.

Iss shaam ki tanhayi se,
Dard ki gehrai se,
Yeh dil kuch baat kar raha hai,
Zara samjho inn fizaon ko,
Aaj fir tumhai koi yaad kar raha hai.

Bacha chocolate kha raha tha
Paas khada aadmi-Itni chocolate nhi khani chahiye
Bacha-You know my dada 95 saal jiye
Aadmi- Wo bhi khate the?
Bacha- Nhi wo apne kaam se matlab rakhte the.

Wenever u r sad
Wenever u r gray
Remember i am here to listen
Watever you wanna say...just walk vid me a little while.
I promise 2 bring back ur smile......!

Ulfat k iss mod per aisa waqt aaya hai,
Zakhm dil ka zubaan pe aaya hai,
Nhi roya tha jo kabhi kanto ki chubhan se,
Usse aaj phoolon ki khushbu ne rulaya hai.

Height of friendship-
A man went 2 commit suicide,
Someone asked him d reason,
He sad my lover ran away with my friend and I can't live without my friend.

Dil vich tera pyar sajjna
Ankhaa vich tera khwaab sajjna
Tenu yad kare bina neend nhi aaundi
Sada dil tere pyar daa mohtaaz sajjna.

Ques-Wen does a friend become a best frnd?
Ans-Wen his/her dialogue "I care 4 u." convert in to "abe oye.!I'll kill you if u don't care 4me."

Ansu ankh se kabhi girne na paye,
Na dard ho tujhe na kabhi chott aaye,
Meri hisse mai khushiyan jyada to nhi,
Par rab kare wo bhi tujhe mil jaye.

Wen cloud breaks rain falls,
Wen coconut breaks water falls,
Wen heart breaks tear falls,
but wen uur head breaks...??
Aai laa ;;;;Gobbar!! chhi chhii@@@

Naadan hai wo,
Heraan hai wo,
Khud k sawaalo se pareshan hai wo,
Koi bataye unhe ki pyar kya hota hai,
Qki sachi mohabbat se abhi anjaan hai wo.

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aaya,
Majnu ne 3din khaana nhi khaya,
Marne wala tha laila k pyar mai aur laila bethi thi sms free hone k intzaar mai.

Jhohny jhohny poem in sindhi-
puta puta-chau baba
hedan ach-jee baba
Khand khaiyento-na baba
Kaur galayento-na baba
Vaath khol-aa aa aa aa
Sutho putr-ha hahahah

Destiny is simply d strength of ur desires
If u cry at ur troubles - It grows double
But if u laugh at ur troubles- It disappears like a bubble.

I miss u wen i want 2 see a person having cute face
sweet voice n clean heart n also m a gud lier isn't it...:-)

Do you remember the day.
We travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
And u put ur face out,
Then people started shouting...
Twins-Twins

3 lessons 2be learnt 4m a pencil
Everything you do leaves a mark
Pain alwz sharpens ur strengths important is wats inside you,not outside...

New films released in theatr
after xam_
tension aaj kal
pack up sid
wanted 40
azab syllabus k gazab papers
marks mile..?
3failures...

Wen ur life is in darkness pray to
God ask him to free you from darkness and if u r still in darkness..plz pay ur electricity bill.

Last ni8 i had a dream
I was walking vid god..
He asked me "who is ur best frnd?"
I told him ur name
He smiled n said "sab pichhle janam k paap hain."

Kal mere mobile ka b'day hai
Aap chahai to gift samajhker 100 ka balance dalwa sakta hain,God ne chaha to agle mahine fir manayenge.

If i could reach up nd hold a star for evry time u hav made me smile,the entire sky would be in d palm of my hand.Thnks 4 making my universe so wonderful.

Apki chaal more jaisi
Awaaz koyal jaisi
Dimag lomri jaisa
Ankhein hiran jaisi
Lekin kitna achha hota yadi 2-3 quality insaano jaisi hoti.

Light can replace sun
Parents can replace god
Daughter can replace son
But nothing can replace you whyy?
coz local item no replacement

Achhi zindgi jeene k 2 tarike hain-
Jo pasand hai usse hasil karna sikh lo
ya jo hasil hai usse pasand karna sikh lo.

Zindgi kisi ki mohtaaz nhi hoti,
Dosti sirf jazbatt se nhi hoti,
Kuch to khyaal aaya hoga khuda ko,
Warna yun hi apni mulaqat nhi hoti.

Faasle mitaake dilon mai pyar rakhna,
Dosti ka rishta yun hi barkarar rakhna,
Maanaa ki bahut pyare pyare dost hain apke,
Par unke bich iss nacheez ko bhi yad rakhna.

Kuch to duniyadari rakho,
Kuch to dosti yaari rakho,
Call to tussi karni nhi,
SmS hi zaari rakho,
Jab sms bhi nhi karna to mobile almari mai rakho.

Apko english ka ekk word bhejte hain
Jisse aap aage se pado yaan pichhe se
Apko apna hi naam dikayi dega
ULLU
kAISA Rha??
ab gussa mat hona...

Ye gazlon ki duniya bhi azeeb hai,
Yahaan ansuon ka bhi jaam banaya jata hai,
Keh bhi dete hain agar kisi ko dard-e-dastan fir bhi
wah-wah hi sunaya jata hai.

Sleeping duration-
4women-5hrs
4men-6hrs
4children-7hrs
4monkey-8hrs
hello!!
8hrs is overrrrrrrr
Get-up
Get-up

Every ni8 some wishes..
let it be different nw
let devils guard you
Mummies dance around you
Vampires kiss n hug you
Draculas bite you
Wish you a horror ni8
Ghost dreams...

Mudatt se thi kisi k milne ki arzu
Khwaish-e-deedar mai sab kuch gawaa diya
Kisi ne di khabar wo ayenge raat ko
Itna kya ujala k ghar tak jalaa diya.

Uski ankho se ansu chura rhe the hum,
Uske har gam ko khushiyon se saja rhe the hum,
Jalaya ussi diye ne mere hothon ko,
Jiski lau ko hawaon se bacha rahe the hum.!

1 baar ekk terrorist ne 1 budiya k ghar mai bomb rakh diya
log chilaye "budiya bomb"
wo sharma ker boli
"dhatt wo to mai jawani mai thi."

Love means-
Lake of royal stag
Ocean of vodka
Valley of rum
End of stock
-------(Bar closed)chalo ghar jao
Love is injurios 2 health....

Mom-bf jab kiss kare to bolo
don'tt
Jab gale lage to bolo
stopp
2nd day
beti-mom usne ekk saath kiya to maine bhi ek sath bol diya
don't stop

Dear o dear
u r not near
but i can hear
don't get fear
u r memories hear
live vid cheer
no more tear
u r alwz my dear.

Koi rutha nhi to fir sharart kya hui
Dil na jale to mohabbt kya hui
Hum se puchho hume bhi hai kisi se bepanah hai mohabbt
Wo mohabtt hi kya jo fanah na hui.

1 american boy giving interview 4 admission in school
madam asks-who is ur father?
his mother says-
plzz ask simple ques. madam...

100 bewafayi qabul hai ekk wafa k liye
100 ansu qabul hain ek hasi k liye
hum to mohtaz hain apke pyar k
100 dushman qabul hai apki dosti k liye.

Frndship test-
baat jo kabhi na kahi ho
1baat jo mujh mai buri hai
1baat jo mujh mai achhi ho
mere sath ki achhi baat
rply must

Dog n mosquito were in love
mosq. kissed dog
dog got emotional n gv a love bite
mosq died of rabies
dog died of chicken guniya
nvr fall in intercaste luv..

Pyar to bahut kiya tha unse
Par unhai meri mohabbat raas nhi aayi
Jab mohabbtt mai marne ki baat aayi
Wo sirf muskura diya aur humein agli saans na aayi.

Muskaan ki duniya mai humesha khushi nhi hoti,
Ansuon k abhaav mai humesha gam nhi hote,
Bad jaaye chahai faasle kitne,
Dosti aur pyar kabhi kam nhi hote.

Sweet wine in d eve
vid frnd like u
hai na achhi bimari
swine flu...

a is 1
b is 2
z is 26
then
l+o+v+e=54
12+15+22+5=54
f+r+i+e+n+d+s+h+i+p=108
interesting naa?
friendship is double strong than love....

Aap k bina hum jeena bhul jaate hain
Harai zakhmon ko seena tak bhul jaate hain
Aap zindgi mai ho sab azeezo se azeez
Aap se har baar bas ye hi ek baat kehna bhul jaate hain.

4sum1-aaj h kal na jaane kahaan jayenge
hum wo parinde hain jo asmaan mai kho jayenge
apne iss pyar ki dor se aisa na bandho humein
kal na hoge to apke ansu nikal ayenge.

Aisa kaun hai jiske samne ameer se ameer insaan katori leker khada hota hai...
?
?
?
?
panipuriwala....

Bear+water=damages kidney
Rum+water=damages liver
Whisky+water=damages heart
wine+water=damages brain
Conclusion=ye saale water mai hi kuch gadbad hai.

Life can be happier and stress free
if we remember one simple thought
we can't have all that we desires but
god will give us all that we dsrve.

Ab zindgi bhar humko ye malaal rahega
Sote jagte dil ko ye khyal rahega
Kya kabhi pyar humein kiya tha tumne
Chehre par apne ye sawaal rahega.

Ankhein to pyar mai dil ki zubaan hoti hai
Sachi chahat to bezubaan hoti hai
Pyar bhi dard mai mile to kya ghabrana
Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawaan hoti hai.

Dard ko bhi dard hone laga hai,
Dard khud hi mere ghaav dhone laga hai,
Dard k saath kabhi roye nhi hum,
Dard khud hi humko chhuker rone laga hai.

Mujhe khud se kabhi juda mat karna,
Life mai kabhi ye gunaah mat karna,
Kuch time chahai beet jaye apse mile bina,
Life na beet jaye ye dua karna.

Manzil bhi nhi thikana bhi nhi,
Wapas mujhe uske pas jaana bhi nhi,
Maine hi sikhaya tha unhe teer chalana,
Ab mere siva unka koi nishana bhi nhi.

I LoVe U
Ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo aur jeeto nazdik police station ki trip wo bhi sarkari jeep mai,khana peena rehna free aur sath mai body masaage.

Plz use mouth mask
While going outside in crowded place and protect urself from being affected by swine-flu.Prevention as better then cure.

God could n tc for whole world so he gave mothers to each family,Some way mother could n tc of our whole life so she had given brother's.

Friend and blood enters in heart and flow out but friends enter in heart and stay 4ever in my heart till the end my life.

Success will never lower its standard to accommodate us we have 2 raise our standard to achieve it for every bird god provides food but not in their nest.

Teri har subah muskurati rahe,
Teri har sham gungunati rahe,
Tu jise bhi mile iss tarah se mile ki har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.

2things which will alwz be helpful in life
don't take any decision wen u r angry
don't make any promise wen u r happy.

Khuda ki banayi mohabatt kaun karega,
Tumhare jaise rishton ki ibadat kaun karega,
Ae-khuda mere apno ko salamat rakhna warna roz
meri zindgi ki dua kaun karega.

1dost dusre dost se-Yaar meri gf ka b'day hai kya dun?
Dusra-Dekhne mai kaisi hai?
1dost-achhi hai...
dusra dost-mera no. de de.

Sirf mai hi thamun hath unka,
Mujhper itni ibadat si kar de,
Wo reh na paye 1pal bhi mere bina,
Ae-khuda tu unko meri aadat si kar de.

Khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare,
Kare to kayamat tak juda na kare,
Ye maana ki koi marta nhi judai mai,
Lekin ji bhi nhi paata tanhai mai.

Girl ask to pandit-
Can i kiss a man?
Pandit-ram-ram karo
Girl-can i kiss a boy?
Pandit-krishna-krishna karo
Girl-can i kiss you?
Pandit-shree ganesh karo.

Mehakti hawa kehti hai pyar kar le,
Madhosh fiza ye kehti hai izhaar karle,
Lekin papa ko kaun samjhaye...kehte hain-pehle b.ed to pass kar le.

Reging k waqt ladko ne ladki se kaha-
Ek sawaal ka jawaab do-Patna kahaan hai.
Ladki-Bihar main.
Ladka-Hum kya mar gaye hain jo bihar mai patogi.

Wat will u find inside a very clean nose like urs
? ? ?
? ?
? ?
A lot of finger prints....
hahaha

Din mai deep jalane se kya hoga?
Rakh mai aag lagane se kya hoga,
Apko yaad aati nhi humari,
Zabardasti yaad dilane se kya fayda.

Father-Beta maine tere liye ladki dekhi hai..
Wo..
Roopwati
Gunwati
Aur
Saraswati
Hai
Beta-Papa..mai kisi aur se pyar karta hun...wo garbhwati hai.

Aaj ki taaza khabar sardar ne sagayi tod di qki ladki kunwari thi,Sardar bola ye abhi tak kisi ki nhi hui to meri kya hogi?

Meri aur katrina ki aadat same hai
Guess wat?
na mai usko sms karta hun aur na hi wo mujhe sms karti hai,
u know attitude problem.

Ladki professor se boli-mai pass hone k liye kuch bhi kar sakti hun!
prof.-kuch bhi?
ladki-yaa
to beta dhyaan se pad le.

Let's play again
play again it...
very interesting
ready
3
2
1
start...
.
.
.
.
kya start?
nalayak pad le...
har waqt khelne ki padi rehti hai.

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sms#include
#include
Avoid study();
{
Int girlfrnd ,money,problem;
If(money>0)
Girlfriend++;
Problem++;
else
Printf("BHIKHARI");
Getch();
}sms

. . . " G I R L " .
One of the most Beautiful Creations of GOD.
You can feel her "Innocence" in the form of a DAUGHTER..
You can feel her "Care" in the form of a SISTER...
You can feel her "Warmth" in the form of a FRIEND...
You can feel her "Passion.." in the form of a BELOVED...
You can feel her Dedication in the form of a WIFE...
You can see her "Divinity" in the form of a MOTHER...


Send this to everyone so that they can value a
GIRL CHILD.

Å ñìght øf péåÇé Å dréåm øf Løve, Å mømèñt øf rè$t,
Å feeling øf $atì$fåÇtìøñ,Å $øùñd $léèp wìth å jøyfùll Héårt ì$ my wi$h før yøù tøñìght....

In yrs Our faces vil wrinkle, ¢yes may drop,hair may bcm brittle,
bt stil i vil b der2listen n 2laugh wid u V'l b GRAND FRIENDS
& dts a promise....Happy promise day

Why is it that a soldier dies happily in battle?
Why do we run to help a friend even after a bitter quarrel?
Why dont we feel pleasure in hurting the one we love?
Why are we consoled only when we are consoled by the one who made us cry?
Why do we love our loved one, even when they hate us?
Bcoz
In lyf, some defeats are sweeter than victory..!
Lyf is too short to realise this.. Jst feel it, love it n live it...:-))

Samosay
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Ye lo! Aaj meri tarf se
2 din pahle
holi KI"PARTY"!

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bas ek hi tha..


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Advance Happy
Republic Day.
I love my india.
Jai Hindh......

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I
sent
This guitar
2 u 2 play
a song
4 me...
Which song will u play 4 me...

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
Ye Sab Mujhe Msg Nhi Karte The. Sabko GAJINI banaa Diya.
Ab Soch lo, Baal Pyare Hai Ya Balance!
So keep messeging & goodnight

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(''')("')
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My sweet friend this taddy 4u...

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( 'o' ) ( 'o' )
(,><,) (o)(o)
These r d 2 tediz wich bring luck n 4tun,
may u alwys sty hpy n long liv our frndshp

-@ -@ -@ -@ -@ -@
6 flowers for U
1 for health
1 for wealth
1 for happiness
1 for friendship
Aur baki 2 AISE HI
Kaan pe laga lena.
Mast lagoge..


"HaPpY v@lEnTiNeS d@Y"


3 sweet Teddies

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(='.'=)( '.' )( ';' )
(")(")(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)

Mini, Pini & Tini

Wishing u a

HAPPY TEDDY-BEAR DAY...:-)

HAMESHA
SMS BHEJTE REHNA
WARNA

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( ?_?_) MeAow..

I sent this cute little kitten 2 u 2 give u compAny when u feel lonely & bite u if u ever 4get me..
~Gud nite~

Kuch baate bhuli hui,
kuch pal beete hue,
Har galti ka ek naya bahana,
Aur fir sabki Nazar Me aana.
Exam ki puri raat jaagna,
Fir bhi sawal dekh ke Sar khujla naya sapna aj jo tute phir bhi hai apna,ye school ke din,
in lamho me zindagi je bhar ke jelo,
yad karke in palo ko phir zindagi bhar muskurana.

Sanu pyar vich is kdr trsaya usne, RABB kre ena pyar usnu v kash hove, fer lagiye usnu jaan to pyare asin, pr sadi jhalak na usde aas-pas hove, rove oh v dilon mjbur hoke tan pyar sade da usnu ehsaas hove thak haar k oh v mange dil sada, te ohde kadma vich 'SADI LAASH Hove

Santa k ghar me ek billi rehti thi.
Santa tang aa k use kahi chor aaya.
Ghar aaya to billi pehle ponch chuki thi.
Santa dobara use door chor k aaya,
billi phir us se pehle ponch gayi.
Santa got angry.
Ab billi ko bahut hi door chorne gaya,
wahan se wife ko phon kiya-billi ghar paunch gayi k nahi?
Wife-ponch gayi h.
Santa-us kamini se bol mujhe aa k le jaye,
mein rasta bhool gaya hu

Wo 18 saal..
shayad Zindagi ke sabse haseen saal...
Wo papa ka datna...
Wo mummy se sifarish karvana...
Wo bat-2 par khana na khana...
Wo bachpan ka pahljhakna...
Wo class me UNKO hi dekhte rahna...
aur unke dekhne par najro ko fer lena....
Wo teachers ki burai karna...
Wo school me bas principal se darna.

Wo school ki Sidhio Par Pyar Bhari Baate,
Wo Sylabus Ki Tension Wo Exam Ki Raate,
Wo Canteen Ki Party Wo B'Day Ki Lighte,
Wo Ruthna Manana, Wo Bunk Wo Muadna,
Beet chuki Bato Ko Seriously Le Lena,
Na Rahenge ye Din Na Rahengi Wo Raaten,
Bachengi Kuch To Bas Yeh "Yaadein"
Dedicated 2 al my frnds.

Mohabbatein STUDENT STYLE..
1 student tha deewana sa,
1 subject pe wo marta tha,
books utha kar chasma lagakar Library se guzar ta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko jane kisse darta tha,
Jab bi milta tha mujse pucha karta tha ye PASS kaise hota hai yar ye PASS kaise hota hai, or main bas itna keh pata tha
KITABEIN KHULI HO YA HO BAND PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI, KAISE KAHUN MAIN O YAARA YE PAS AISE HI HOTA HAI!....:-)B-)

Ajib dastan hoti he dosti ki-
Ladna milne se bhi acha lagta he..
Kuch Lad k manane wale b hote hai,
To kuch ko chidhana acha lagta he,
Dost k muh se kuchhe..
Par Kuch dosto me lagta he.,
mil gayi puri duniya..
Baaki sab bhul jana achha lagta he.,
Thanx 4 bein my dost..

Teacher: prsang sahit vyakhya karo-"tenu jhapia pava jee karda"
Student:Ye line bollywood k prasidh kavi sant shri akshay kumar ji ki rachna 'sing is king' ki prasidh kavita "jee karda" se li gayi h,Is kavita mein kavi jab bhi devi katrina ko gulabi rang k kapdo mai nachte hue dekhte hai to unka sabar toot jata h aur wo kehte hai hey devi mera tenu jhapia paan nu bda jee karda h,Aur in lines se humko kavi k kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai. Gd.mg

Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui.. isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur..
Dr: Abe chup kr saale..
Pagal krega kya..

Dil chahta hai aaj phir chota ban jau,
Roz subah chutti ke bahane banau,
Aur assembly me aankhe kholke prayer gaau.
Wo class me chup-chupke tiffin kholu aur pakde jane pe pet dard ka jhuth bolu.
Din bhar school me masti maru aur bus me juniors pe rob jhadu.
Wo har din homework adhura reh jaye,
Aur agle din meri copy ghar pe reh jaye.
Har roz dosto se rooth jau par zindagi bhar sath nibhane wala ek dost aur banau.
DIL CHAHTA HAI AAJ PHIR SE SCHOOL JAU.

Shri Ram's letter to Sita :

Dear Sita,

ki haal ne jaan ?
mai ethe raazi khushi haan & hope so k tu v theek thaak hovegi. Lakshman tenu bahut yaad karda hai. tu tension na layi mai bahaut jaldi tenu Ravan kolo chhudwa lawanga. mai hun BSNL da sim lai leya hai te ravan da number free karwa leya hai. Ravan nu mai mobile te bahaut gaala kadian, saale ne eh bol k phone kat dita k battery low hai.Hun main tenu Micromex da dubble sim te 1GB CHIP Hanumaan ji de hath bhej riha han.Balance low hai LAKSHMAN recharge coupan lain giya hai chal baki gallan baad ch karange.
Bye
love u Sita

<< Tera Ram >>

Kitabo Ke Panne Palat Ke Sochate Hai,
Yun Palat Jaye Zindagi To kya Baat Hai,
Tamnna Jo Puri Ho Khwabo Me,
Hakikat Ban Jaye To Kya Baat Hai,
Kuch Log Matlab Ke Liye Dhundte Hai Mujhe,
Bin Matlab Koi Aaye To Kya Baat Hai,
Katal Karke Toh Sab Le Jayenge Dil Mera,
Koi Baton Se Le Jaye Toh Kya Baat Hai,
Jo Sharifo Ki Sharafat Mei Baat Na Ho,
Ek Sharabi Keh Jaye To Kya Baat hai,
Zindagi Rehne Tak To Sabko Khushi Dunga,
Kisi Ko Meri Maut Par Khushi Mil Jaye To Kya baat hai,

I MISS U..
Lekin pta hai miss to skul mei hoti hai.
Skul mei to bache hote hai.
Bache to chote hote hai.
Choti to chdiya hoti hai.
Chdiya to udti hai.
Udtato kaua bhi hai.
Kaua to kala hota hai.
Kali to billi bi hoti hai.
Billi to sher ki khala hai.
Sher to jungle mei rehta hai.
Jungle mei to haathi bhi rehta hai.
Hathi to bahut bda hota hai.
Bda to smundar bhi hai.
Smundar to neela hota hai.
Neela to asmaan bhi hota hai.
Asmaan par to taare hote hai.
Taare to chmakte bhi hai.
Chmakta to hira bhi hai.
Hira to mehnga hota hai.
Mehnga to sona hota hai.
Sona to raat ko hota hai.
Raat ke baad toh subah hoti hai.
Subah to naashta krte hai.
Nashte mei to anda hota hai.
Anda 2 rang ka hota hai.
2 rang ka toh zebra bhi hota hai.
Zebra to ghode jaisa hota hai.
Ghoda toh tanga chlata hai.Tange par bache skul jate hai.
Skul me to miss hoti he.
Miss se yaad aaya..
I MISS U..:-)

Ek admi ne apni wife ko khat me likha is mhine ki salary ke badle
100 kiss bhej rahan hoon.
wife ne khat ka jawab diya aap ke kiss mile,
Hisab bhej rahi hoon.
Doodh wala 2 kiss me man gya.
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
Sabji wala 7 me nahi mana isliye 9 deni padi.
Makaan malik to har roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna,
mere pass abhi karib 30-40 aur baki hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.

1 of the bst msg 4m ma collectiön "Zindagi DOSTON mein mila karti hai,
or Ye doSt bhi ajeeb hote hain..
Dene pe aaye to jaan dede,
Lene pe aaye to hansi tak cheenle..
Kehne pe aaye to dil k tmam raaz tak keh de,
Chupane pe aaye toh yeh tak na bataye k khafa kyun h..
Naraz hone pe aaye to sans tak na lene de,
Mnane pe aaye to apni sanso ko vaar de..
Bas dost zindgi mein nahi mila karte..
Balki zindagi DOSTON mein mila karti hai....!"
dedicatd 2 al bloved frnd.
True love -subah uthke ankhe kholne se pehle kisika chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar h, mandir me darshan krte vakt kisi ke pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar h ,
koshishe karke bhi jise nafrat na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar h or ye padhte vakt jiska chehra nazar k samne aye vo hi apka pyaar h...

Dedicated to all my frnds
Ye dosto ki mehfil
ye rato ko jaagna.
Gaaliyan sunke hasna phir juta leke piche bhagna.
Bhabhi/jijaji kehke dost ki gf/bf ko taakna.
Ek samose me 10 tukde baatna.
Senti hoke dusre ka dimag chatna.
Pite hain fir bhi muskarate hain.
Kharch karna hai par paise chupate hain.
Ye sab ik din kho jayega.
Jivan shayad tanha ho jayega.
Fir bhi hum muskuraya karenge.
Aur apne dosto ko galiyan de kar fir bulaya karenge....

Fees maafi k liye Application-
To The Principle High school
Respected Sir,
Baat ye hai ki mere pitaji ne mujhe 500rs. Diye the,200 ki to dosto k 7film dekh li,150 ki canteen me party,50 ka girl frnd ka recharge karwaya..or 200 ki shart haar gya ki english wali madam ka chakar maths wale k 7 chal rha hai par pata laga ki unka chakkar to aapke sath chal raha hai,ab aapke paas 2 raaste hain..Ya to "fees maaf ya fir raaz ka pardafaash"
Shukriya,
Apka-Gaurav

Shahjahan tha bewakoof jo banaya itna mahnga
"TAAJ"...
Agar rakhta utne paise Bank mai
"AAJ"...
To itna aata
"BYAAJ"...
Ki roz-roz aati Nayi-Nayi
"MUMTAAJ"...

GIRL FREND-Chand Kahan H?
BOY FRND-chand 2 h,
1 Tum & 1 Upar.
Shadi k baad:
Biwi-Chand Kahan H?
Pati-Andhi H?
Wo Upar kya Hai?
tera baap bulb jala k baitha h?

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,
plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.
So hurry.
thank you
keep in touch

Chota sardar:
Mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,-
Dono ne kaha thik hai,

2 din guzar gye,

sardar ni aya,

4 din guzr gye,
sardar nahi aya,

2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye,
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola...
Aise karoge to mai nai jaunga..

fathr: if u failed in exams again,
don't cal me 'dad'.
After some days...
Fathr: how is ur result?
Son: sorry mahesh, i failed yaar.....

Teacher- tell me 5 water animalssardar-fish
teacher-good tell me more sardar- fish da puttar fish di kudifish da pra fish di parjai..bas ab khush......

Chem. Teachr-
Wt happns wn potassium iodide reacts wid sulphur in presence of moonlight?
Studnt-KISS..
Teacher-HOW?
Studnt-KI+2S=KISS.

Mr.BEAN puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle
Y..?

Y..?

Y..?

To make the pencil taller stronger & sharper..He is so intelligent, Just like U.;-)

One day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 nw?
I told UR name..
God- smiled and said





"some virus cnt be formated".!

Student ws askd 2 wrte a signboard 4 the traffic rules near d college campus.

He wrote-
"drive carefully!
Dont kill the studnt , wait 4 the professors"..gdnt

Wife - janu,
kash aap msg hote
Mai aapko save karti,
Jab chahe padhti,

Husband- kanjus,
save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward b karti..

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi thi.
Padosi- Kyu Mar Rahi Ho?
Patni- Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,
Wo Abhi Vyast Hai.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes.

Wife: Suno G,
iss week roz movie dekhenge,
Agle week roz Shoping karenge.

Hsbnd:Uske agle week hum roz mandir jaenge.

W:kisliye?

H:Bheek Mangne.

Wife: Suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek mahina aaraam karne ke liye
kisi hill station par jane ko kaha hai.
Aap mujhe kahan le jayenge?
Husband: Dusre doctor ke paas.

Wife Ne kitchen se awaz lagayi:
aji sunte ho ajkal me bahut khubsurt ho gyi hu
Husbnd:O kaise?
Wife:ajkal muje dekh kr rotiya jalne lagi he..

Wife Husband se Aaj Mere Tann Mann Me Aag Laga Do.
Husband ne Petrol Daal kar fook Di.

Moral: Jazbaton ka izhar Asaan lafzon me karen.

Grp Of Elephants Wer Sitting On d Street A Sexy Female Elephant Pases By
Wat Does A Loafer
Elephant Says?
WOW-3600-2400-3600

College me school ki yaad aai,
javani me bachpan ki,
kato ko chhua to phulo ki yaad aai, spane me bhoot dekha to apki yaad aai.

Regging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
1 sawal ka jawab do:- Patna kahan hai?
Ladki:- Bihar mein.
Boys- Hum kya mar gaye hain jo Bihar mein jake patogi.

Q.1 What is girlfriend?
Ans.Girlfriend wo hoti heJo Tok Tok K AapkiSari Aadte Badal deti he
Aur Ek Din Kehti hai -Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe.

Dog n Mosqito Were In Luv.
1 Day Mosq Kissd Dog
Dog Get Emotional n Gav Luv Bite
Nxt Dy Mosq Died Of Rabies n dog Died Of Dengu
Moral-Nver Fal in Intercast love

Hard work is like stairs...

and luck is like a lift.
'"a lift may fail sometimes but the stairs will always get you to the top.'''

Hundred Words Of A True Friend Can Never Give Pain
But A True Friend's Silence
Can Give Hundred Tears In Heart
So
Hamesha Bak Bak Karte raho~~

Imagine 10years from now!
U'l be a gud spouse!
A parent of 2 mayb. Gettin a chance 2 visit d college was ur dream since u left!

U came!

Inocent jOke A child said to a pregnant lady: Child:Ye pait mein kia hai?
Lady:Is mai mera pyara sa, cute sa baby hai
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya kyun moti !

In a park 2 lovers eating chips by looking into
each other's eyes...
Girl: Dear,what are u thinkng rite now?
Boy: tu mujse zyada chips kha rahi hai..
Bhuki!

In art gallery -
couple see picture of a girl covered by leaves
husband keeps watching contiously,
wife - ab chaloge ki patjhad tak rukoge

There is a saying:-
"If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people.





"Seriously, I have no objection, you can walk with me anytime..!;-):-)

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There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools,
but n ot near girl's college..
Why? COZ
vehicles automatically go slow...

Top 3 swtst sleep:1.
Slping on moms lap whn we r tired!
2. Slping on luvers sholder whn we r alone
3. Slping wid open eyes whn our tchrs r teaching!...

Aankho K Sagar Me Ye Jalan Kaisi H
Aaj Dilko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi H
Barf Ki Tarha Pighal Jayegi Zindagi
Ye Teri Dur Rehne Ki Kasam Kaisi Hai?

JUDGE:
WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?
MAN:
Ur Honour,
it\'s Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once,
than ----SHOOTING a Man Every Month.

Kya aap Garib ho.?
Yes/No.?
Aagar Aamir Ho to mere no pe Rs-10O ka RECHARGE Bhejo
&
Garib ho to Ye Msg Aage Bhejo
KHUL K MANGO ,
@..Happy Bhikhari daY..@

New films releasd in theatr aftr xams...

Tention aaj kal.
pack up sid.
wantd 40.
ajab syllaubs k gajab papers.
Marks mile,?
3 failurs..

GADHE K SAMNE 1PANI KI or1DARU KI BALTI RAKHI
GADHA PANI P GAYA
POLICE NE SARABI SE PUCHA-TUNE ISSE KYA SIKHA
SARABI-JO DARU NAHI pita WO GADHA hai

Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko
Ghaseet Ke School Le Ja Rhe The

Buzurg-Isko Chor Do Ye Khud School Ayega
BOY-Ye Student Nahi School Ka Master Hai..

Papa: Beta,
teri mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai.?
Beta: papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD
manga tha maine FEVIQUICK pakda diya.

Premika:Me Maa ban ne wali hu
Premi:Kya bakwas kar rahi ho
Premika:Bakvas nahi main tumhare
baap se shadi karke tumhari maa ban ne wali hu

Har subah apki FINE ho Dildar doston ki hamesha LINE ho .
Apki zindagi mein khushi ki SIGN ho Bhagwan kare ki apka har din VALENTINE ho Happy Valentine Day !!!

bhagwan kre dunia k sare ladke tujhe sister k roop mai sweekar kre chalo aj chod dete hai

HAPPY FLIRTING DAY!
3 clasic ways 2 flrt

1-Do u hv a map of ur eys actualy m lost in it.

2-Do u hv a bndage?I fell in lv wn i saw u..

3.r u tird?u wr roamng in my miNd ol day
ENJOY!

Height of "Ohh shit.." like situation:??A guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms &???
&????????



makes a spelling mistake...;-);-);-)

Scientific theory
Santa makkhi k pankh tod k bola
Ud ja Pr Makkhi nhi udi
Snta bola;
to ye proof hua
"agr makkhi k pnkh tod diye jay to makhi sun nhi skti.

I rquestd God,
Let my frnd be hapy & healthy 4ever.
God said 4 days only.
I said ok-Springday,Summerday, Autumnday n Winterday.
He said no only 3 days.
I said ok-Yestrdy,Today n Tomorrow.
He said no only 2 days.
I said ok-Good day & Bad day.
He said no only one day,
I said ok-Evryday..God laughed & said ok....

Studnt-
Give me some extratime,
give me some brain,
give me another chance 2write my paper once again.

Xaminr-
Na Nana na,nana na nana na.-

Heights of:
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 1and half ticket.
5) De-hydration?
Cow givin milk powder.
6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 499/-recharge to get lifetime incoming

Mouse ws going with his kids.
CAT jumpd in front of dem..
Mouse shoutd-BHOW BHOW
Cat ran away!
Mouse-tht's d advntge of learning foreign language!

Every Bird cannot Dance but
Peacock did it

Every flower cannot xpress Love
but
Rose did it

Every Monkey cannot read the sms
but
BOSS, YOU ARE GREAT!!!
:-D

Months back,
i got a choice frm GOD:-
A frnd like you or a good memory power. . .

. . .I don't remember what i chose..!!!

Father:Tipu sultan kon he?
Son:Pta nhi
Father:Padai pe dhyan do to pata chale
Son:Arvind uncle kon he?
Father:Pta nhi
Son: Mummy pe dhyan do to pata chale.....

Girlfriend:
Will you love me
after marriage also?
Boyfriend:
This depends on
your husband,
if he allows !!! ;-)

Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?
Boy-Han Hu
Girl-To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka recharge Bhej Do
Boy-Mai Tumhara Aashiq Hu
reliance Walo Ka DAMAAD Nahi

Girl:why do u keep on following me?
Boy:bcoz u r so pretty and i think i m falling in luv wid u.
Girl:really?
But u haven't met my frnd yet.
She is prettier than me n she is right behind u
(the guy looked behind him but found no one)
boy:r u making fun of me?
There is no one behind me
girl:no,but if u really luved me,
u won't hav looked back
love neva hapnz wd beaUty of faCe. .
Bt wd beauTY Of heartS. .

Nepali Anthem

Suno Gaur Se India Walo
Chahe Jitne Mahel Bana Lo
Uske Aage Garden BnaLo
Uske Aage Gate LgaLo
Uske Aage Hoge Hum NEPALI
UUU SHABJI.....:-)gn:-)

Nokrani- Malkin Aap Udas Q Ho
Malkin- Tere Sahab Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar Karte Hai
Nokrani- Naahiiiiii

Sahab Mujhe Dhokha Nahi De Sakte

Thirsty crow story in Hinglish-
Once upon a waqt,there was ek kawah.Very pyasa.
Here- there bhatka,
he saw a matka sum pathar patka,
little water gatka n satka!..

A Sad girl is sitting with a boy..
Boy:
U r the 2nd most beautiful girl I've ever known..

Girl:
Who's the 1st?
Boy:
Its u,When u smile.. :-)

Be Close with Someone who Makes you Happy,
But be Much Closer With Someone Who Can't be Happy without You...!
Feel The Difference...
"That's Life"...

Top 3 sweetest sleeps-
3. Sleepin on mom's lap wen v r tired.
2. Sleepin on frnd's shoulder wen v r sad.
1. Sleeping wit opened eyes durin lectures :)

When an angel came to me,
he asked:
"What is your wish for tonight?"
I said "Please take care of the person who's reading this message."

whn u luv..
u get hurt,
whn u get hurt u hate,
whn u hate..
u try 2 4get,
whn u try 2 4get..
u start missing,
whn u start missing..

u fall in luv again!!;-)

Whnevr any1 does smthng bad 2 u, dn't cry !
Rmembr, it taks 49muscls 2 cry, 12 muscls 2 smile,
But only 6 muscls 2 giv a punch.
Ghuma k dena 1 zor se........

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile...

Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.

Wonderful Combinations in the World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Fish & Water.

Love & Roses.

My costly SMS
& ur fokat ka smile....!

Smooth roads never make gud drivers,
Clear sky never makes gud pilots,
Problem-free life makes no strong person.
Don't ask life,
WHY ME??
Instead say,
TRY ME!

So many hands on 1 lunch box
So many Friends on 1 bench
So many calls on 1 b'day nyt
So many tears for 1 little fyt

Sweet eg. of true relatnshp:-
Small girl & boy r seen crying 2gther, a man askd y?
Grl says "My doll has brokn"
n boy says "M cryin bcoz my doll is cryin"..

A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Wan Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom:"Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9PM.........

Aim in ur life shud b "654321" Shocked na!
LeT'me expln 6-six digit salary5-days work4-wheelr vehicle3-room flat2-cute children1-swt heart.

DATE SHEET aa gyi h tayari shuru kr do
7 Rose Day8 Propose Day9 Chochlate Day10 Teddy Day11 Promise Day12 Hug Day13 Kiss Day14 Valentine's Day
and 19nov children's day

Insaan sab se zada Maafi kis ke samane mangta hai??
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Bhikhaari ke samne
"Maaf karo baba"..øHa ha ha..

Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching statements :-
(1st) - Nothing is
permanent in this world,
not even our Troubles...!!!

A(2nd) - I like walking in the rain, becoz nobody can see my tears...!!!
n 3rd.

(3rd) - MOST IMPORTANT
The most wasted day in life, is, the day, in which,
we hv nt laughed...!!!

Today is
"World Sorry
Telling Day"
If I have hurt U anytime,anyday, anywhere or disturbed u,
then I just want to say 3 words to U




"I WILL CONTINUE.


There is a saying:- "If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people.





"Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me anytime..!;-):-)

JOKESFLASH:Nice Quote:
People says that you can't live without love...
but I think...oxygen is more important... ;->

What is Invisible Romance??...
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Ans- A Negro giving a black rose to a Negrress in a moonless night wearing black clothes in a coal mine without smiling!!!...

What is sms? S-salla M-muft ka S-sirdard -na karo to log sochte h kanjus h,
aur karo to log sochte h khaali bethe h kuch kaam nahi hai...!

What is EASY &
DIFFICULT?

EASY is To Judge d
Performance of
Others !

DIFFICULT is To
Recognise,
Accept & Correct Own
Performance !

Wat is 1+4+3 ?
I+Love+U
No
I+Like+U
No
I+Miss+U
No
1+4+3
Means
1+4+3 = 8 MATHS pe Dhyan do..
ROMANCE pe nahi..
smje.
Murkh kahinke

CUTE LINES BY A CHILD 2 HIS MOTHER=
Mom i luv u
more thn u luv me.

Mother=How can u tell this?

Sn=Coz u hav
2 children
but i hav only
1 mother...

Every thing is incomplete without 'me'.
__mory
__lody
co__dy
ti__
ga__
so__thing
__aning
__eting

even the __ssage
So dont 4get 'ME'!!

End is not the end, infact
E.N.D is ''Effort Never Dies"

and

If u get NO in answer, remember,
N.O. is "Next Oppurtunity"..
So always be positive....gud mrng

Y MOM iS SPECIAL?

Wen i came in d Rain

Brothr askd,
y dnt u take an Umbrela?

Sistr advisd,
y didn't u wait til rain stopd?

Dad angrily warnd,
wen u'll get cold u'll Realise.


Bt MoM, Dryin my hair
SAID
Stupid Rain!
Culdnt it wait till my Child come home.?
Dats MoM!!
The best msg forever.

Its time for bright colors, water balloons, yummy gujiyas and melodious songs!
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi!

If u care for me-I care for u
U miss me-I Miss u
u msg me-I msg u
U tease me-I tease u
U gussa-I gussa
U forget me

Na munna na,
i am different,
i'll Shoot U..

Life Says Enjoy ME..
Time Says Use ME..
Luv Says Feel ME..
Frndship Says Trust ME..
And 'I' Say Dont Forget
'ME'...

Love + Care
=MOM=
Luv + Fear
=FATHER=
Love + Help
=SISTER=
Love + Fight
=BROTHER=
Love + Lif
=WIFE=
Luv+(Care+Fear+
Help+Fight+Life)
=FRIEND=.Rite naa?

love+confident=MUMMY

love+fear=
FATHER

fight+help=BROTHER&SISTER

like+life=
LOVER

confident+love+help+like+fight+life=FRIEND.. :-)

love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends wit death..

Frns r like donkeys.
Dey carry d load of all ur sorows, hapines n difficulties in ur lyf 4evr
N guess wot?
u r1 of my cutest--
dhenchu dhenchu!:-D:-D
Gud nun:-)

Vn thngs go wrng,
Vn sadness fills ur heart,
Vn tears flow in ur eyes,
alwys remember 3 thngs,
1)I'm vd u
2)Still vd u
3)vl alwys b...

U are GHOCHU
Yes U R
(G)reat
(H)onest
(O)ne & only
(C)ute
(H)elpful
(U)nique
zyada khush mat ho
Ho to ghochu na.

A son at the college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram 2 his father.
"NO MONEY
NO FUN
UR SON"

The father replied:
"HOW SAD
TOO BAD
UR DAD"

A typical student flip a coin & thinks.
Heads- wil go 2 sleep.
Tails- wil watch a movie.
Stands-wil listen music......


Stays in air wil study.....

I searched many gardens to select a flower to give as a gift to U,
bt I didn find any flowr, beautiful dan ur'SMILE'.
So smile plz-2 accept my Gift.

If U Stand for a REASON, Be prepared 2 Stand ALONE like a Tree.
If U FALL on the ground, Fall as a SEED that GROWS back 2 FIGHT Again.
Hi..

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you,
but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Tell me y r u avoiding me these days?
Did I do anything wrong?Keep in touch with me atleast once a week.Its really hurting!






Yours lovingly,
Tooth brush.

3 cheerzz to all d beautiful women today...
for d loosers who had us ..
d lucky ones who have us n d smarties who are yet to have us !
cheerzz to our womanhood!! happy women'day

Boy & girl playin Hide & seek..
While playin she sends SMS 2 boy:"if U find me U can hug me If U cant,
i'll keep hiding in d kitchen".LUV is alwz swt.

Take 1 Spoon of Sugar & put it in your eyes..
Kyon? ? ? ? ? Arre baba.. !for ?
Swt Drms?if u want spicy Dreams, try Mirchi powder..,...hehehehe

Its difficult to wait for some one,
its difficult to forget some one.
Howevr d most difficult thing is wen u dnt knw whether to wait for sum one or forget...!!

It'll cost 38 trillion dollars 2 create
Oxygen for 6months 4all human beings on earthBut TREES
do it for FREE,SAVE TREES,SAVE EARTH. 4wrd 2 All

In life we hide bcoz we wanna be missed...
We go alone to see who follows...
We walk away to c who calls us back...
Life s always a bit crazzzy...

In an Old Man's Shirt written a cute sentence :
''I Am Not 60 Years Old..,
I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience....'' Thats Attitude. :-).
Gud mrng ji

I miss the feeling of being complete though dere is nothing at all missing in my life..

I miss dat One special hug that cud erase all the tension
nd grt stop ringing until its battery gives away..

I miss the feeling of being the most Special Person in sum1's life,
though dere re ppl who say Im Special to dem..

It's not often I get dis feeling,
dat wen I do realize i dont knw
what im actually missing in my life...

I rquestd God,Let my frnd be hapy & healthy 4ever.
God said 4 days only.I said ok-Springday,Summerday, Autumnday n Winterday.
He said no only 3 days.
I said ok-Yestrdy,Today n Tomorrow.He said no only 2 days.I said ok-Good day & Bad day.He said no only one day,I said ok-Evryday
God laughed & said ok....

D doctor smiled at d mechanic n came close 2 his ear nd said......








"Try d same when the engine is running"

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms,
She laughs for 10 min,4wrd dat 2 her frnds & den replies the boy
'Mujhe ye sub accha nahi lagta'.

A fantastic sign board kept in highways for encouraging slow driving...->
"Mr.LATE" is always better than "LATE Mr..."
Frwrd 2 all u care...

A senior student during ragging says:
"on ur marriage i will kiss ur wife".?
Junior:"ok fine sir,but i'm going to marry ur sister"...
ab kr saale kiss.. Gudn

After søme years wè all will be busy with øùr øwñ life
Ñö mòre Mìss Çälls
Ñø møre sìlly sms
Ñò mòre Çhåttìng
I hopè Sømdæy we wìll récàll åll dìs with ä smilé ñ tears ìn øùr éyés
Dìs sms ìs dèdìcätd 2 äll my frièñd's whø have Çréäted sùch wondrfùl mèmørìs ìn my life...........

I m always thankful to god for making u,
Sober,
Inspiring,
Noble,
Decent,
Honest &
Intelligent in short A "S I N D H I" CHETTI-CHAND GI WADHAYOON.

I m Police Oficer&U R undr ArestBcozJitne Pyare Or
Sweet Ap Ho itna Pyara Hona Kanuni Juram hai sLiye Ap Ko
"Dil Me Umar Qaid K Saza Di Jati Hai .

I saw some1 in the coffee shop,
attractive, gracefull, intelligent,
smart, decent, more like a celebrity. I went closer....


Oh god!! ye miror bhi na....

i thnk u r an extra ordinary girl wd xtra ordinary nature n talent. N most imp.
of all u hv an xtra ord. frnd lyk me;-).carry on wd ds attitude...

IMP FACT-Arguing wid Ur Teacher in Viva is lyk Fighting wid a PIG in Mud..
Aftr Sumtym U realise dat U r geting Dirty bt d PIG is Enjoying it!

A good friendship does not depend on how better understanding
we have but it depends on how better we avoid mis understanding.

Arz kiya hai !!
He is kissing.. She is kissing.........he is kissing she is kissing . .
Some Text Missing..Some Text Missing..Wah wah..!!

Angels can fly,not be'coz of their wings...


But bcoz they hav no burdens in their hearts...

.

Leave everything to god & u wil fly lik an angel...

Arange dis scrambld wrd NRAITCOM clue
if u luv or like sum1,
u'll nvr 4gt dis wrd. snd me d ans.
Chlnge 4 u.

Always take Xtra care of 3thiNgs iN ur life..
Trust, Promise, aNd RelatioNships
because they doN't make a Noise whN they break..

A SMS jaakar unko GOOD NIGHT Kahna ,
SMILE Kare to so SWITE Kahana ,
DELETE kare to SORRY kahana ,
MISS kare to SAME TO YOU kahna ,

A spcl dinner 4 u,In d HOTEL of my heart,
A BOWL of luv wid a SPOON of care,
In the pot of hapinss,
Dish is frnshp,Pay d bill by Missng Me..

A horror story:
There were 2 friends JO and WO.
One day JO got scared and suddenly WO died......
øWhy did WO died?
øøB'cozøø'JO' DAR GAYA 'WO' MAR GAYA. g evn.

A rose is always a rose,whether its in a golden pot or in the dustbin.
In the same way u r always my friend,
whether u r in a dental hospital or in a mental hospital...

A senior student during ragging says:
"on ur marriage i will kiss ur wife".?
Junior:"ok fine sir,but i'm going to marry ur sister"
...ab kr saale kiss..

A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts

A LOVER says-:
"if anything happens 2 U ,I will not be alive..",
but
A FRIEND says-: "Nothing will happen 2 U till I am alive"
Thats friendship. Gn. :)

A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP
should hav the determination like a mirror
which never loses its ability to reflect even
if it is broken into a thousand pieces.

A beautiful line said by a boy 2 d girl he loved..
"I wud conquer d whole world wid jst one hand. . .
.
.
If u r holding d other:-)"

A beautiful quote: "Do nt worry if others do nt undrstnd u.
"Worry only if u can't understand urself."
Live Life nd love life.

Do u know y gals r shorter dan boyz ?
Coz wen dey hug each other d boy let his head fall on her shoulder & he falls in luv wit her..,
she rest her head on his heart & give her life 2 him..
Dis Is how dey fal in luv..
so always look 4 a boy longer dan gals coz d more d height diff.,
more d love..;-)

Happy
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women
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day
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aaj hamara din hai.

Who is D laziest person in D world?
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Ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...

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