Tuesday, October 4, 2011

sms 19

Door hone ka koi gam na kar
Yaad kar par aankhe nam na kar.
Tumhari khushi me he meri khushi
Is liye apni pyari muskan kam na kar

Doob jati he kastiyan jab aate he tufan,
yaadein reh jati hai bichad jate he insan,
yaad rkhoge to bahut karib paoge,
bhul jaoge to dhundte reh jaoge.... Gud nun...

Dont take life too seriously
&
always find time to laugh warna.
Log apko dek kar bolenge
'Ghor kalyug hai, Aajkal caartoon b tension me rhte hai''

Dnt misunderstand a close prsn who shows anger on u...
Bcz anger is d most easiest n childish way 2 express d deep love n care that one feels 4 sum1....!!

Din Aate Hai, Din Jate Hai
Kuch Lamhe Aap K Bin Guzar Nahi Pate Hai
Inhi Lamho Ko Samet K Dekhu To
Aap Jaise Nalayak Dost Bahot Yaad Aate Hai...;-) ;-)


Dil dena magar bharosa mat krna
Muskrana mgr aansu mat bahana
Pyar krna magar door mat hona
Ae Dost hume maar daalna magar DHOKHA mat dena

Diff. views of 2 persons

1. Phool Banke kya jina, ek din murjha jaoge,aur dafna diye jaoge. Jina hai to pathar ban ke jiyo kabhi tarashe gaye to khuda kehlaoge.
2. Jiyo to Phool Banke,taki kisi ki zindagi mehka sako,pathar banke kya jeena,kisi ne nahi tarasha to logo ki thokro mein reh jaoge.

Dua karte hain tumko koi gum na ho,

tumhri aankhe kabhi num na ho,

Har roz mile tumko ek naya dost

"Par kisi me hamari jagah lene ka dum na ho":-):

Definitn Of The Sweetest Relationship:
"Both of them know that dey r in love wid each other.. But.. Still being friends"..!

Dont be 2 confident when someone tells u they like u, Th real question is,
"UNTIL WHEN ?" b'coz just lik seasons, people change and so do d Feelings..


Dil or dunia me frk

Is dunia me bht log rhte h Or
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DIL
me
SIRF

Aap

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"Jija JI"
Rhege.. Hr jAgh khud ko mAt ghusaya kro

Dost chahe kaisa b ho Aavara, Pagal, Lafanga,
Par jab uska sms aata he to chehre Pe ajib si smile aati he or tab mehsus hota he sala?
"teda h par mera hai!!"

DANGEROUS ALPHABET?..
" W "!!
'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
WINE
WOMEN
&
FINALLY
WIFE...!"


Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar main

Zindagi main udaasi cha gayi

socha tha chod denge is Raah ko

kambakht phir ek new number se MISS CALL AA GAYI..!! Ha ha. Ha

Dosto ko miss karna- meri hobby.
Unka khayal rakhna- meri job.
Unko khush rakhna-mera sapna.
Unke liye dua karna-meri duty.

And

Unko tang karna- mera haq.

Dosti k network me zaruri h
-Frnds ki misscall

-Pyar bhare sms

-Rishto ki ringtone

-Dosti ka coverage

-Mulaqt ka rcharge

-Bhrosa lifetime Ka

Do u KNw WhICh Is tHe CoStLiESt LiQuId Of tHe WoRLd ?
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~> TeARs;-(

It is made of
1 % wateR
and
99 % feelings..
Don't waste it 4 evry1...gud eve...

Do U know why God created gaps between fingers?
So dat sumday sum1 who is very special to you comes & fills those gaps by holding ur hand 4evr..:-)

Do u know whats the relation btn smile and ur face?Ur face luks gud with a smile,
bt smile luks more gud when it is on ur face.KEEP SMILING .

Dil ki baat chhupana aadat nhi humari,kisi ka dil dukhana aadat nhi humari.
Aap sochte honge hm bhul gaye Ap ko,pr acche dost ko bhulana aadat nhi humari.

Dimag - Veecharo ki Factory,
School - 5 Ghante ki Jail,
Collage - Yuvao ka bagicha,
Proffesar - Aadhe Ghante ka Radio,
Mandir - Manpasand Chapplo ka Showroom,
Talkies - Premiyo ki Paryogshala,
Shadi - Berojgar yuvao ki Barbadi,
Mangalsuttr - Shadi ka licence,
Jail - Bina kiraye ka makan,
Doctar - Yamraj ka dushman,
Shamshan - duniya ka Last Station.
Dis is YOUTH'S THInkinG.
YOUTH ROCKS!

Defination of HUG- "whn u luv d soul of sum1 too much nd u cn't dscribe ur feeling by
any communication & wnt 2 gv a luving Touch 2 dat 1 whom u lv
Dats "hug"..

Dear, Dreams touch ur heart n soul.It is a magical memory dat unites fantasy & reality.

Hope u hve d sweetest dream as u close ur eyes tonight
Gud Nyt..*HAPPY MORNING* End is nt d end, infact E.N.D is
''Effort Never Dies" & If v get NO in any answer, remember N.O. is "Next Oppurtunity".
So Alwaz B Posiswtdrms:-)tive....

DOSTI WO AHSAS HAI JO MITTA NAHI DOSTI WO PRVAT HAI JO JUKTA NAHI ISKI KIMAT KYA HAI JRA PUCHO HAMSE YE WO ANMOL MOTI HAI JO KABHI BIKTA NAHI.....

Dushmani dushman se,
pyar pasand se,

khusi har ek se,

rista nek se,

mohbbat mahboob se,

eshq kisi khoob se,

mgar dosti kisi khas se jo humne ki hai "AAPSE"

D way v came 2 know eachother, D way v First Spoke, D way v Relate Today,
Amazing how Unknown People become Unforgettable Part of our Lyf:-))
i'll miss u all guys!! i really will.......

Dosti lafz nahi jo mit jaye, umar nahi jo guzar jaye, safar nahi jo mukam paye,
ye wo ehsas hai jiske liye agar jiye to zindagi kam padh jaye...

Do not drink water wile studying because













because concentration reduces by adding water. ^.^ ^0^
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Days are back.
Again the fragrance of vaseline moisturing creams,
Again the shivering, Again the fogs, Those late night coffee cups..
Warm sweaters- windcheaters...
Most of da times we enjoy our memories...
Its time of design our memories...
Enjoy present..
Make memories..
Happy winter...!:-):-)


Definition of LOVE:

For getting one person ..we lose everybody.
If we dont get that one person ..we lose ourself :(


Dharti pe ishwar ki talas hai,
malik tera banda kitna nirash hai,

Q dhundta hai insan ishwar ko,

jabki ishwar ke dusre rup me

"maa baap" hai...

Dost kmine hote h, Kuch kutte b hote h, Tifin chura k khate h,
Girlfrns ko ghoorte h, Ans sheet se cheating krte h, Success se jalte h,
Lekin..Jb-Jb ankho se aansu chhalke..Kisi ne apna rumal badhaya to kisi ne daru ka glass,
Kisi ne cigarete ka packet badhaya to koi gle se lag gya,
Lekin Aankh se girne wale kisi aansu ko zamin tk na pahuchne diya..
Aaj zindagi dosti k is jazbe ko Salam krti h..Thnx 4 being my Friend's.


Doctor Or BhaGwan Ko Kbhi Naraj Mt Krna
Q Ki Jb BhaGwan Naraj Ho To Wo Dctr K Pas Bhej Deta H
Or Dctr Jb Naraj Ho Wo BhaGwan K Pas Bhej Deta H...

Doctor Ki Galti Or Wakil Ki Glti Me Kya Farak He

DoCtor Ki Galti Zamin K 4 Foot Niche Gaad Deti H
Or
WakiL Ki Galti 4 Foot Uper Tang Dete He.. Hv a nice day...:-| :-)

Do u remember ur cute bachpan wen u went 2 toy shop n askd shopkeeper
"antal antal ye monkey titne ta hai?"
Shopkeeper replied "Beta ye monkey nahi mirror h.


SANTA - Mai To apne Saare Dosto Ko Bhul Hi Gaya Tha. Par ek Film Dekhi To Sab Yaad Aa Gaye..!

BANTA - kaun si film ?



SANTA - '''KAMINEY"' !


Ak nadi me 2 insan dub rhe h.1.wo jo tumhe bahut chahta h.
2.wo jise tum bahut chahe ho.btao kise bachoge
....please ans. Me i am wating....

Success does not depend ON making important decision quickly
but depend on your quick Actions on important decisions.

Staying Far Never Breaks Relation.
Staying Near Never Builds Relation.
Its A Link Between Hearts,
Which Never Allows Us To Forget Each Other.... Gud nun..:-) :-).


Sshh...
itz me..
Jus putting a blanket of love & caRe on u so that u wont get cold and u wont feel lonely...
sleep well...
sweet dreams...
Gud nite...!:-)


Santa Banta ne 1-1 horse khrida.
Dono ne "SOCHA".
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(abhi jok khtm nhi hua)
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ghode mix na ho jay,isliy nishani k liy Santa ne apne horse ki poonchh kat di.
Unke mohale k bachhe bade shararti the.
Unhone Banta k horse ki b punch kat di.
Santa ne hors ka 1kan kat diya,kids ne 2nd hors ka b kan kat dya.
Santa ne 2nd kan kat diya,kids ne b 2nd kan kat dya.
Snta ne apne horse ki 1 tang kat di,kids ne banta k horse ki 1 tang kat di.
S ne 1ankh fod di,kids ne bnta k horse ki b 1ankh fod di.
Snta ne dusri ankh fodi to kids ne b dusri ankh fod di.
Pareshan ho k snta ne apne ghode k sare daant ukhad diy.kids ne banta k ghode k b sare daant ukhad diye.
End me Santa Banta ne mil ke DIMAAG LAGAYA...
(joke abhi baki hai mere dost) ...aur finally decide kiya ki...
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...KAALA HORSE SANTA KA AUR WHITE WALA BANTA KA..:):):):-)

ALwz try 2 pruv dat u r ryt bt nevr atempt 2 prue dat other r wrong.
"BEAUTY Jst gets attention but PERSONALITY captureS the HEART"...
hiii...

Accounts question-
Wat wil u cal it
if a cat brings tea 4 u?



Socho



any idea?








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Common sense hai yaar
LIABILITY
(Lai-Billi-Tea)G M


A msg 4 MOTHERS!!


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R u a mother?
Nhi na?
Then Y r u reading dis msg?
ShauK to dekho mummy banne ka....


Sum relationshp never demand Sweet conversations as its d confidence in d relation
which makes u aware dat wen U need,that person would always be with U .......

apne hi haathon pey likhi hai taqdeer apni....


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Aur apni hi taqdeer par apna bas nahi chalta ....


SomeTime we Fail 2 Understand the Feelings of very Close People in our Life...
Bcoz a Book held very Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read...

Attachment is not when
two people chat Day
& Night.
Its wen Sm1 msgs u
4rm morning & waits
till night still having
faith that a single
reply wil come.

sweet one !
A gf is thinkng abt her bf n suddnly a msg beeps in hr mobile..
sayin-
"Swthrt stop thinkng abt me yaar m gettin hickups!" =)

A true line...
Mat sona kabi apne pyar ki God me sar rakh k...

Kyuki

JAB...

YE Bichadte hain TO fir,

Resham k takiye par bhi neend nahi aati....

A smile from moon to put u to bed...
The twinkle of the stars to sweeten ur dreams....
An sms from me to wish u deep sleep....
Good Night & Sweet Dreams.Chandni raat alvida keh rhi h,

Thandi hawa dastak de rhi h,
Utha kr dekho najro ko zara,
Ek pyari si SUBH apko "GOOD MNG" keh rhi h..!! Hv a gr8 day..... :-) :-).. :-):-):-)

A smile can open a heart faster than
a key can open a door..
Smiles r free so don't save them..
Brighten d world wid ur smile...

A sInGlE l0vAbLe SmIlE iS a Pr0pEr KeY f0r MaNy SoLuTi0nS aNd MaNy CoNfUsIoNs.....
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"So ExPrEsS uR cUtE sMiLe EvErY m0mEnT"

A Rosy Gud Mrng 2 My Lazy frnd, Who's Stil Drowsy in d Bed Dis Crazy Cool frnd Wshs
U A Dazzlin Day Wid Smiles N Fun & hv a Fabulus Day.
Gud Mrng.:-)

A quote that highly impressed me
"A man who treats his woman as a princess is a proof
that he has been born & raised in the arms of a queen":)

A Lover gives love.
A father gives protection.
A mother gives life.
But
A
REAL FRIEND gives
"A handsome boy's ph.NUMBER" prove ur FRINDSHIP
I'm waitinNever luk for a Gud Face,
it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day;
But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day...


A hilarous statement by a flirt to his grlfrnd..
'I love u so much that i see ur face in other girls and
so i cnt stop myslf frm luving them also'..

A gud mrng creates a gud mood,
A gud mood creates a gud work,
A gud work creates a gud day,
A gud day make u happy,
Ur happines make me happy,
So gud mrng.... :-)

A gud person will always be in memory!!
A better person will always be in dreams!!
But the best person will always be in my HEART.

A cute conversation
BOY- Dear,Why Do u always hurt me & break my heart..?
Girl- I alwys use to break ur heart just to replace my heart there...:-)

A Boy took a book from his shelf to study.All the other books fell on him and he died.
Moral:jisne kitab ko uthaya samjho kitab ne usko uthaya.


A Great THINKER was asked:
What is the meaning of life ?
He replied:
" Life Itself has no Meaning, LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to Create a MEANING...!"

A Fabulous Quote
By The Comedy King
Charlie Chaplin

~ Your Pain May Give
...Laugh To Somebody
But
Your Laugh Shouldn't
Give Pain To Anybody..


A boy and a girl lovd each other but their parents refused for their marriage.They decided to go for court marriage.When the girl had to sign, she saw a poster hanging on the wall which forced her to change her decision.The poster had a picture of a baby girl and the caption written under it was,"ISI LIYE BETI PAIDA KARNE SE DARTA THA" this small caption had a big meaning. So never ditch ur parents b'coz if u can't be faithful to ur parents who loved u,cared for u,brought u up for so many yrs,how can u be faithful to the man who has just been with u for a few months or yrs...

Think abt it..


agar humari koi galti ho toh batana jarur,
agar humne kuch galat kaha ho toh yaad dilana jarur.
woh humare dost nahi jo choti choti baato pe hmse ruth jate he,
hamre dost wo he jo hamari galtiya yaad dila dila kr hme maaf krne ke bhane
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party mangte rehte he.

by new mahan shayr 'amit'.

GooD NighT


After søme years wè all will B busy with øùr øwñ life
Ñö mòre Mìss Cälls
Ñø møre sìlly sms
Ñò mòre Chåttìng
I hopè Sømdæy we wìll récàll åll dìs with ä smilé ñ tears ìn øùr éyés
Dìs sms ìs dedìcätd 2 äll my frièñd's whø have Créäted sùch wondrfùl mèmørìs ìn my life...


An airoplane is always safe at ground. But its not made for dat.
So always take some meaningful risks in life to achieve great success.

Alwz see good in evry1..
B blind to d faults of odrs.
It brings peace in ur life. Things dont change,so Just change d way U look at them.. :-)

All is well,Its my ZUBI-DUBI Msg 4 all IDIOT frnz of mine 2 whom I can say,"JAANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE",
Hope tum"UDTI PATANG"ki tarah alwyz mast raho...taakExpressions of eyes can b read by every one,
but Depresion of heart can b read only by the BEST ONE .
care for every one but don't lose "BEST ONE" ever.
i hume kabhi kehna na pade,"KAHA GAYA USE DHUNDHO."Gud nun.

Always Welcome ur Problems..Bcoz Problems Gives u Dual Advice.
One, U Can Know How To Solve That &
Two, How To Avoid it in Future !

'V GUD eve

An artist was asked at Award function "which is your best painting?He said "my next one"
Let our aim for tomorow be higher than our Achievment today.... :-* :-* :-*

Aaj Rab Se mulakat hui,Thodi si aapke baare me baat hui,Maine Poocha,
kya dost Diya,Kya kismat maine pai hai,
Rab ne kaha sambhal k Rkna ye meri Parchai hai.:-)

Aap Jhakaas
Aap Cute
Aap Great
Aap Famous
Aap Cool
Aap Intelligent
Aap Star
Aap Stylish!
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Bn Skte Ho
Agr Mujhe Follow Kro To..!


Aaj meri SMS factory me incometax ki raid padi.Officr bola"itna maal bhejte ho,tax nhi bharte".
Mai boli "mal to jata h mgar payment nhi aata.gud mrng.


A vry tru feelin..
"I may nt hv d
sense hw 2 talk & behav 2 ppl bt my mind is so pure dt thr is no intention
2 hurt sm1 n dts d reasn m satisfied d way I m"

A very orignal Gud Nite,only 4 u,beware of cheap & duplicate wishes in the market i'm d only authorized dealer
4 gdnite wishes approved by chanda mama...Dharti pe ishwar ki talas hai,
malik tera banda kitna nirash hai,

Q dhundta hai insan ishwar ko,

jabki ishwar ke dusre rup me

"maa baap" hai... Hv a .
Gud Nyt.nice day..:-)


A true thng-
"Anyone can make u happy
by doing something special...
but only special1's can
make u happy without doing anything...
Good day.. :-)

A True Saying-
Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your mind
when you want to SHARE something to anyone.

A very Nice Thought:

The world's hapiest best friends never have the same NATURE..,
They just have the best "UNDERSTANDING" of their "Differences" ..
:)

Science kehta he ki pani boil karne se germs marte hai, But,
germs ki deadbodies to paani me hi reh jati hai! Unka kya?

Stupid science.


Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don't walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!(cool):]

Santa:How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Banta: I can eat 6 apples.

Santa: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach.
b'coz when you eat 2nd that's not in empty stomach.

Banta :ha ha ha super joke,
I'm going to ask my friend.

Banta to his friend: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Friend: I can eat 10 apples.


Banta: Chal hat yaar agar tune 6 apples kahan hota toh tujhko ek mast joke sunata..!!

Have A nice day.


Santa:Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?

Dr:50 hazar

S:Agar plastic hum de to

Dr.(gusse me)-Sale pighla kar chipka b lena.


santa Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar RhaTha
Admi-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho
Isne Apne Sare Frnd KoForwrd kr diya. Gd evng

Santa college ki ladki se bola: I love U- ab tum mujhe bolo,
girl: mai abhi ja k sir ko bolti hun,
santa: pagli sir ko mat bol unki shaadi ho gai hai.

SANTA :Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya.
BANTA :kyu..? Kya kha unhone?
unhone kaha....
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi .

Attitudes r like wrist watches. Every watch shows differeNt tiMe than other.
AND...
Everyone thinks his watch is showing the right time...


Asman jitna nila h
Wah wah

Sunflowr jitna pila h
Wah wah

Pani jitna gila h.Wah wah

Aapke dimag ka Nat utna hi dheela h.ab bolo wah wah...


As precious as u r to me,As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,But u r a friend I never want to lose.

Apni dosti to bilkul "fix" hai,Love aur emotional sab kuch "mix"
hai,Hum apko nahi bhulenge ye b "fix" hai,
Bas aap hume bhul na jaye yahi "risk" hai

An xcellent quote written in a prayer hall:

"GOD HAS TIME TO LISTEN....
DO YOU HAVE TIME TO PRAY"....